Megan Carpentier: “I had a very, very rambunctious youth.” He was 44 at the time his then-nanny says he pinned her in a pantry and groped her.

“I had a very, very rambunctious youth.” He was 44 at the time his then-nanny says he pinned her in a pantry and groped her.

The Popeye Defense. "Hey, look, I'm a Kennedy; of course, I sexually assaulted the nanny! Christ..."

Robert F Kennedy Jr brushes off sexual assault allegation: ‘I am who I am’www.theguardian.com Independent candidate says ‘I am not a church boy’ after ex-nanny tells Vanity Fair he assaulted her at his home in 1998

44. Youth. I'm going to start using that. It would explain three of the children: rambunctious youth at 44.

He's an evil fuck. His father would have beaten him to a pulp if he had lived long enough to watch him become a dangerous waste of space. Ethel was left to raise 11 kids, including Rory who was born after her dad was assassinated. It was hard for her to rein in her oldest sons by then.

44 is 12 in Kennedy years.

RAMBUNCTIOUS

“I am not a church boy.” The Trump defense. He knows his constituency, the scumbag.

I hate this guy.

I think that's the nicest thing that can be said about him

Time to argue that presidential immunity can be inherited even if you are a nephew.

"The statute of limitations has long since passed on my youthful indiscretions." -- former House Judiciary Committee Chairman Henry J. Hyde (R-Ill.) on the air that he engaged in when he was 41. RFK Jr. should have run as a Republican.

The party of life and morals does love their guy who a court found he raped someone

The brainwormed, dogeating, antivaxxx friend of Epstein was also a rapist? I am so surprised.

I am so SO SO SICK of these orange man-pigs!! (apologies to pigs)

it is now a requirement that prez candidates have crepey hot dog skin

Fortunately our political system refuses to tolerate such actions by candidates for high office.

I feel like “I am not a church boy” is what you say if you *haven’t* committed sexual assault.

"I'm a privileged white guy. There is nothing wrong with anything I do."

the white guy at the white time

Also, of course, this was all ~15+ years past when he was appointed assistant DA for manhattan in 1982..

Is he courting Trump voters?

Begs the question what he did in his actual youth

I know full well that its the nanny he hired to take care of his kids but I definitely read that as a 44 year old man having a nanny for himself.

That's literally a scene from The Nanny Diaries

I’m turning 44 next month and as much as I’d like to pretend I’m still but a spring chicken, I regret to admit this is middle age friends.

He still had a nanny in his 40s? Oh. Wait. Now I see. Or... or maybe I don't. 😬 Who knows any more?!

The “lean into it” defense that only the insanely rich can know and use.

We all make mistakes. Some of them are spelling errors, some are you groped the wrong person. It's the human condition. Anyway have you heard about colostrum?

“I had a very very rapey youth and adulthood”

Blaming his wife for his cheating . Classic abuser: look what you made me do to you.

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