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I keep on thinking about how John Roberts messed up nitrogen oxide with nitrous oxide in a ruling on how the courts were better suited to provide expertise than experts.
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More proof that lawyers are terrible experts! (Also thank you lol)
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to be fair here I don’t really care which one of these corrupt freaks said it, they’re completely unqualified for the task they seem to have given themselves on top of being compromised to the core by bribery
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Honestly it’s the least we could do to routinely mix up all of their names just to make sure they know they aren’t that important
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Which makes it even worse considering the former job of his mum
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It was, but all 9 of them are supposed to read these opinions, and if ALL 9 OF THEM missed it, then it is a real fucking problem after Chevron’s reversal.
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Someone should've made him deal with the consequences of that in a closed room.
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The stadium announcer bellows "Next up is Big Daddy John Roberts in his Grim Reaper nitrogen oxide funny car..."
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"Nurse, I said slip off his spectacles."
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It's really sad that the hear tech cases when they're all dinosaurs who don't understand anything about tech. Might be different now with slightly younger justices, but I remember hearing a story where they were still using typewriters and such.
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I remember being taught about the SC in school when I was young and stupid. They sounded like superheroes to me. FYI…I am now old and stupid.
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I keep on thinking how this is an important substantive point that is going to be very hard to cite. I did make a perma.cc of the updated version with the little pdf post-its noting the changes
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There are enough news headlines about it to cite I think?
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Is that best practice though? If saying they made a mistake, the original document with the mistake seems like best evidence or whatever. The analysis provides that the mistake was relevant and telling and ironic etc etc
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I mean if you just need a cute as proof and then do your own analysis of the relevance I don't think it matters.
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Gorsuch also did this in the Purdue Pharma bankruptcy case. Same thing that always happens when folk put themselves above accountability: They’re getting sloppy.
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Gorsuch is a corporation's suit, to his core
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Somebody call Tom Nichols (actually, please don’t)
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It’s giving I believe it was Hillary when they talked about wiping a hard drive and she went like with a cloth?
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I’ve been thinking about how to word what you have just perfectly articulated. Thank you very much.
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And not one of perhaps dozens of people who saw it pre-release noticed
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/ Simultaneous laughing and hyperventilating bsky.app/profile/cali...
For the record conflating Nitrogen Oxides (NOx - NO and NO2) with Nitrous Oxide (N2O) is the goof every college sophomore makes once for laughs and then again if they’re realizing engineering may not be for them. Strap in, folks!
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Just think of what fun it'd be to be dentist for a justice tho! "Don't worry, fella--once the nitrous ox-...er, nitrogen oxide starts working you won't feel a thing!" 😈
Chief John Roberts is the Roger Taney of the 21st Century.
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He also referred to the Security exchange commission in a ruling released one day prior. Even my autocorrect knows that's wrong.
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Just hire a few thousand more law clerks in each regulatory area that can gain expertise and write decisions the justices can okay
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I miss Souter. A Bush I nominee, I was pleasantly surprised and impressed by his confirmation hearings. Astonishingly knowledgeable No way the GOP was going to make the same mistake again, though.
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