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i am starting to suspect this guy might be a giant piece of shit
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Whoa Karl let’s not jump to any conclusions based on years of very public, damning evidence
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Musk’s genius is still being able, after all these years, to take being a piece of shit to surprising new levels.
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Move fast and break things?
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We need to get him on a yacht in orca infested waters
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Woah now, you're being kinda unfair to pieces of shit aren't you?
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Fucking nailed it. I saw one reference to her pushing back on him and thought, motherfucker tanked his entire business because he got mad at a woman. I deleted my commentary on that for lack of evidence.. but… knew it.
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The explanation somehow always comes back to "Giant Manbaby has Wounded Narcissism", doesn't it?
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To be fair to Musk, this seems to be more a case of "Giant Manbaby has Wounded Narcissism and a Case of Raging Misogyny." Really he's a far more complex figure that people give him credit for.
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Legit LOL’ed. Nicely played! 😂
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Oh but that's not all, he's pretty racist too. Maybe that's why he works so much, he needs to fit in all the "isms" every day.
EEOC Sues Tesla for Racial Harassment and Retaliationwww.eeoc.gov FREMONT, Calif.
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Sometimes have a hard time believing that this is a publicly traded company and the biggest thing on the shareholder’s plate is whether or not to give the erratic megalomaniac who runs it based on memes and the last last drug he did an earth shattering bonus.
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There's an interesting developmental stage between about 2-4 years old where children often lie because they don't have a grasp on how words relate to reality and actions lead to consequences. It usually coincides with explosive tantrums for the same reasons. Anyway, what were we talking about? :)
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I think you mean LITERALLY THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MAN HAPPENED TO HIM PERSONALLY
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so for those following along at home, Congress is able to force a foreign entertainment app to change ownership, but when it comes to a direct gov't contractor with a corrosive psychopath CEO it's business as usual. give that man another billion tax dollars!
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In retrospect, maybe putting the future of electric cars, satellite communications and space travel in the hands of an emotional eight-year-old wasn’t a good idea.
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*gasp* i would have never guessed!
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At least he doesn't have a bunch of top secret government contracts.
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I mean, imagine his response to a President Harris
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Wow everyone called it
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Seems like we’re at a point that agreeing to subcontract to a Tesla project is as risky for a business as agreeing to work for Trump Inc Not great for a public company
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one more bit of evidence Tesla stock is just an exercise in fraud. He can literally do anything and in the end, the "investors" keep buying and selling because they keep getting rich off this barnum-wannabe.
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Have you seen what’s happen to GameStop stock lately 😂
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Clearly the sort of visionary genius who deserves a $50 billion bonus.
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The detail of that was that the “huge expansion” of the supercharger network was $500 million.
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the gambits, so abundant, so masterful
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I'm beginning to think the only answer is to construct an elaborate fake world like in the movie Truman and dump this empty headed shit bird into it.
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Everything about this guy reads like he's a medieval king who died under obviously suspicious circumstances but oh well long live the new king.
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Dude is gonna end up building a series of increasingly more ridiculous castles trying to convince Grimes to talk to him and eventually be found mysteriously face down in a lake.
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From your post to God's ears 🙌
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Maybe a cyber truck will fall on his leg and he’ll go mad from gangrene
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Maybe he'll perish in a "ball sunning" incident
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rip in piss: dead from melanoma of the taint
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Photos indicate the mans aversion to natural light is undefeated.
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I'm hoping he'll strangle on his own penis and his family will find him a week later on Christmas morning
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I don't know how one strangles on their own penis but I'm fairly confident he doesn't have the resources to execute this
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And a detail folks are likely to miss since the rest is so juicy: Once again the solar and storage team has to pick up the slack and divert from their own goals. I swear, they never get backing to run their shit. It’s always divert cells to the cars, divert staff to other crises.
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I feel so sorry for them, they are not there to negotiate real estate contracts
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This article can be summed up with 72 point font reading: HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT.