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therapist: the vegan deli meat cybertruck isn't real, it can't hurt you
With respect, consider getting a new therapist.
definitely need a therapist who is not in denial about The Horrors
therapist/social worker here: this thing is a fucking monstrosity and we should kill it now before it eats Chicago
Never compromise your mental health, especially in this economy.
That deli is doing sooooo much financial crime
honestly an improvement over oem lol
wait until the wrap starts peeling and the tarnished steel starts peeking out
I saw a row of them at the tesla dealership I drive past sometimes and in addition to the now congenital overstock spilling onto the lawns and neighboring parking lots, they got a row of cybertrucks and they really do look like dumpsters
That was my first thought. The sticker plus some heat, and man, that cybertruck is gonna age like a giant diaper.
I saw this in The Terminator
I think any detailed wrap is, hides the lines of the thing.
Why is it parked outside of a motel?
Like I have so many questions here and I am assuming they all boil down to:
“We make the business developers drive the equivalent of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile to appointments. “
Also…how many appointments did their BD guy miss because the vegan wankmobile is in the shop for repairs?
Had an acronym moment there. "Business Development"? "Bondage and Discipline"? Maybe that's just my brain.
I just presumed and did not question that it was Bad Dragon =|
Lol. Yah. Business development.
it looks like it's currently being charged. Lots of hotels and motels have charging stations
I saw a wrapped cybertruck for an early childhood education center. Could not imagine a bigger red flag. The kids at that school will not be alright.
That's an impressive way to make vegan deli meat unappetizing.
Makes sense considering the body panels act like deli slicers.
I like how the actual first line on their "About Us" page (which the "Cybertruck" page redirects to) is that the founders both went to UC Berkeley
like that tracks
like I ain't even against Berkeley, I have friends who went to Berkeley, but "We're going to solve climate change with vegan deli meat and a Cybertruck and by the way we both went to Berkeley" is just.... way to uphold the stereotype, really
This unit of Berkeley students is performing within expected tolerances
Wurst carmaggedon car ever.
I have so many questions. Do not, under any circumstances, give me answers.
They slice the meat using the trunk, and you get sepsis.
Well, at least we know how they slice their carrots.
Even in the photo, it doesn't look real.
The wrap displays more thoughtful design than the vehicle does.
Even the actual photo looks like a deep-fried jpeg...
Oh, I’ve seen this piece of shit in person.
"The normies are laughing at how my status symbol looks like rolling jpeg compression. I'll fix it by wrapping it with CHECKERBOARD"
More like The Rapist amirite
They misspelled 'primal' 🤭
Cybertruck: ugly AF
Red Cybertruck: train wreck
The Vegan Deli Meat Cybertruck: goddamn Medusa
Is this thing in Oregon? I think I saw this merging onto the 217 towards Beaverton the other day.
Finally a cybertruck ugly enough for me to like
Was really waiting for one that got so ugly it underflowed back around to good
Omg I saw this company's Cybertruck just an hour ago at my local Earthfare.
prime roots more like im going to cannibalize the driver of this veganism be dammed
But... but... vegan meats! I...I love... vegan meat...
Occasionally, something is viewed that prompts the use of tactical nukes from orbit.
This is a singularity of "why the actual peppered fuck"
Honestly, they should take the "low-poly mess" vibe all the way and wrap it in "missing material texture" black-and-magenta checkers.
Ah yes, saving the world 1400 pounds of lithium at a time.
It is an improvement over the original.
Who made this livery
It simultaneously looks amateur-ish and quite near
It's charging at a motel???
