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@notellen.bsky.social

Dog lover without a dog. Recovering clinical social worker. I intend to vote for Democrats in every election until I die. Last user of punctuation.
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He's seen babies changing following a vaccine many times?
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Clarence Thomas unquestionably committed tax fraud on his motorcoach deal and the president has the power to put him in handcuffs this afternoon, in his official capacity in charge of the IRS and federal law enforcement
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Rubio isn't photogenic enough for Trump. He's short and has big ears. I don't think it will be him.
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Cheap entertainment: calling up Ronny's offices and telling them they are getting his last name wrong, then accusing them of saying Trump is senile when they correct me
If Biden got the name of the doctor who administrated his cognitive fitness test wrong, as Trump just did (he called Ronny Jackson, “Ronny Johnson”), I suspect it would be a far bigger story.
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Definitely have to be the designated driver
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Explains why I follow you
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I hope the IRS is looking at this.
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I hope the IRS is looking into this.
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It works for dogs for the most part.
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Everything he does is because Trump told him to.
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This is important, but also feels routine these days.
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It's living your best life
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She's busy checking the terms of her pre-nup
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This would be a good companion to my book: Things I Finished that Didn't Work
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They're big mad and are going to take their toys and go home.
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These are states' rights guys except when they're not.
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Melissa Murray: "In the immortal words of Stormy Daniels, that was fast."
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She said she vote for him even if convicted.
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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent
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Damn. Thanks for the info
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I can hear her saying "Lock him up"
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HaHa he can't vote for himself