That music video with Lil Dickey and Chris Brown where they body swap wouldn't work for me because if I woke up in Chris Brown's body I'd do the world a favor and shoot myself in the head.
Bartender: Why the long face?
Me: It was stretched in a horrible industrial accident.
Bartender: Oh my god… I’m sorry, I was just-
Me: Kidding. I’m just deeply depressed.