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Plays music on interesting instruments, does things with languages and computers, earns bread being a university prof. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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This is good news, of course, but it’s hard to ignore how news outlets are simply not mentioning that the leftwing Nouveau Front Populaire got the most votes.

BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.

Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...

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the GOP wants to illegalize big tiddy goth girls and dragon vore, and I can think of nothing less American than that

Tell every person you know that the GOP wants to ban porn. Let them imagine a hellscape where they both have no human rights and no legal sources of weird smut to drown their sorrows in

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The opting out is especially wild Like, Republican governors are being actively presented with money to feed kids and affirmatively saying 'I would like children to starve actually' (Also, if I'm a Dem campaigner, I'm making some ads and placing some op eds about this immediately)

The governors of a dozen Republican-led states — AL, AK, FL, GA, IA, MS, OK, SC, SD, TX, UT, WY — opted out of a new federal food assistance program, leaving about 9.5 million students without the aid this summer

Republican-led states are blocking summer food benefits for hungry familieswww.usatoday.com Money for food is especially tight for families in a dozen states where Republican lawmakers declined to accept federal food assistance.

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looks like Le Sword was mightier than Le Pen after all

où est-ce que je signe

Il n'y a plus de police dans les rues, ils ont été remplacés par une brigade inclusive non-binaire qui diffuse des films de Disney relus par des sensitivity readers...

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we're also super hot

The French have what I want--a leftist victory, endless manga translations, and gorgeous comics collected editions.

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I do think we should keep hitting the GOP hard on “they want to take your freedom away, because they hate America.”

The billboard designers perfectly imitated the usual aesthetic sensibilities of wacko anti-abortion signage, and I need to stop and get a photo of this thing (can’t find one online yet).

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OH, a big result: Marine Le Pen's *sister* has LOST her bid to join Parliament. She led 40% to 26% in Round 1. Her left opponent won by 0.5%. (Macronist, who came in 3rd, initially said she wouldn't drop out but then changed her mind. Ended up blocking Le Pen.)

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even more classic gameboy camera art: the Venus de Milo!

more GameBoy Camera art from the Louvre: “Liberty Leading The People” by Eugène Delacroix

tomorrow there'll be work to do but tonight we celebrate being alive

COMRADES! THE NAZIS DIDN'T WIN IN FRANCE WE DID IT

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Marine Le Pen and everyone else would be way happier if she just stopped being fashy and instead was content to live with her childhood best friend “roommate” with whom she owns many cats and continues to release statements about how she is happy men are not part of her life anymore.

Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.

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Marine Le Pen is really honoring her father's legacy by continuing to lose and eat shit.

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in all seriousness though I saw a ton of people doing street organizing of all types for the popular front while I was in Paris and it fucking rules that they managed to hold off the fascists

I’d like to think this had a lot to do with a certain leftist marching band playing Bella Ciao down Rue Mouffetard and handing out fliers

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LE PEN IS SHRIVELED

JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:

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Copé ce soir... ne trouve pas les Meaux... on ne peut pas dire qu'il Brie... à méditer...

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I’d like to think this had a lot to do with a certain leftist marching band playing Bella Ciao down Rue Mouffetard and handing out fliers

Breaking: A left-wing coalition is on course to win the most seats in France’s legislative election in a surprise blow to far-right leader Marine Le Pen’s hopes of forming the next government Read more: bloom.bg/frenchelection

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watching this as an american like

I bring good tidings from the other site: French Lefties win, Le Pen eats shit, Macron eats more shit

COMRADES! THE NAZIS DIDN'T WIN IN FRANCE WE DID IT

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"tits or ass?" bro, she turned into a worm months ago

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said i'd love her if she was a worm a bit too enthusiastically and now she definitely thinks i'm desperate to fuck a worm

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the concept of a vegan jambon beurre fromage baguette sandwich fills me with glee. actually tasting its implementation fills me with delight

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let him

what you look like to someone who is hungry and you are cookin

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don't sing if you want to live long they have no use for your song,, stay dead, stay dead, stay deaddd

i love the effect this has on americans

huge “death to America” energy

you are like little baby

As much as France likes to cultivate an image of good food and culture, they're also the place that gave us the abomination known as the French Taco.

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"would u fuck an elf if they were real" shut up loser id fuck a whole dnd campaign worth of consenting fantasy creatures u think I'm gonna slip on "elf" I'm doing petrificationplay with a beholder you lightweight

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Personne aujourd'hui ne votera pour supprimer l'immigration, la diversité, le féminisme, les personnes trans, l'homosexualité. On ne peut pas voter contre ces choses, et un parti qui vous propose de voter contre pourrait aussi bien vous proposer de voter contre la pluie.

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We're science fiction writers. Of course we write stories about the consequences of technological innovations, and no one ever comprehends the story is about the consequences and not the technology

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