ManhattanJuryAppreciator: OH MY GOD. — Subium • Bluesky web client

OH MY GOD.

Everyone on this app posting nonstop about what voters really care about and not one of them came up with “I’m not turned on by his affair and he didn’t even bribe her properly”

To be fair, "he's not even competent enough to bribe someone correctly" is actually not by itself a terrible point

This is probably wildly explanatory more than anything we talk about

The stuff about Stormy is gross, but "his conspiracy bullshit doesn't pass the sniff test and he is too dumb to crime right" is an accurate take.

Our lives are in the hands of people just like this

thank god they're now mostly on our side

I just hope there’s not another affair to be revealed with a hotter porn star

You know Ben's gonna swing back if his PornHub subscription price goes up

lmao you think he pays for porn?

FAIR

Yes actually, because he's too bad at the internet not to.

He lives in Texas, he already can't access pornhub.

Do you think he knows what a VPN is?

Could Biden earn Ben’s vote by claiming to have had a steamy affair with one of the porn stars Ben watches?

"Listen, Jack, I never thought it could happen to me ..."

"...there I was having my usual midday snack of Kerrygold..."

We'll never know, because Biden is competent enough to cover up his affairs! 2 for 2 (or maybe 1)!

Everyone forgets that Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal was wrapped up in this too.

Weird too because that one was a 10 month long affair.

"Focus groups want you with Faye Reagan circa 2014"

It wasn't even an affair! They had sex ONCE, and Stormy Daniels didn't even want to!

If there is, there will hopefully be a bribery scandal attached to it. It seems like folks are more upset about Trump's incompetence at committing crimes.

better on the inside pissing out than on the outside pissing in!

is this satire?

It's real and it's spectacular www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Opinion | ‘Antihero’ or ‘Felon’: 11 Undecided Voters Struggle With How to See Trump Post-Verdictwww.nytimes.com The group discusses the trial, the verdict and its possible influence on the 2024 election.

OH MY GOD

"Don't bring my 'Sopranos' into this" LMAO

"Walter White, who was definitely the person we were supposed to root for."

“Walter White’s crimes are fine because he’s entertaining to watch and the woman is kind of a wet blanket” voters might single-handedly explain how Trump became president

Niche show that no one has watched

I don't think these people understand what an anti-hero is

I don't think they understand what "morally ambiguous" or "complicated" mean, either

I don't think they understand much of anything!

I'm a bit concerned all these people seem to be gainfully employed in knowledge worker type roles yet have a very poor grasp of basic definitions

Donald Trump may be the least morally ambiguous adult on earth

Too busy getting “portend” locked down.

I don't think they know what "portend" means, word selection like my kid brother running his emails through chat gpt before asking mom if he can borrow the car again

TBF, it's that one dude. You can tell if you read the transcript he loves being the contrarian/troll in his group.

Well Hilary did double down on it, although from a different perspective.

So only 9% switch sides? I'll take it! 🤣

It's too bad there's absolutely no way to conveniently look up words you don't understand when you encounter them.

*Panel pauses while Hilary reads a 10,000 word Alan Sepinwall piece on antiheroes of 21st century television*

Hey, I saw Death Wish and was inspired by the way Paul Kersey used campaign funds to cover up sex scandals. Really made me feel like I could do something about violent crime.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it think.