flimsy steve

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Ranked "Biggest Bitch In Class" by J.D. Coward & Pissociates

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Prime Day has always been very special to me because papá would come home from the Amazon factory with a bottle of piss for everyone

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Landlords crying in their internal newsletter that new construction is pushing down the rents they can charge. We have the power to make them cry so much more

I'm gonna be real with you but idgaf about Bouie not being here, I don't want to replicate the part of Twitter that made me know about as many op-ed writers as I know about despite the fact that I do not read the publications they appear in.

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graze donalds ear, joe moves to expand the courts. graze his arm, joe decides he likes public healthcare. graze his torso, joe nationalizes tech sector. graze his dome? joe cuts off weapons to isr(account instantly banned)

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LoWeRiNg ThE tEmPeRaTuRe

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also and I feel like I buried the lede here: it calls for the people who CREATE queer media to be imprisoned. That'd be people like me. Or any other queer creator you love. Any queen who's been on drag race. Chappel Roan. Janelle Monae. Anyone who's made a piece of queer media. Imprisoned.

Psst: Project 2025 is terrifying for a lot of reasons but also because on page 5 it calls for teachers and librarians who grant access to books that are maligned as pornography (which just means anything LGBTQ) to be registered as sex offenders. Pass it on.

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I made this into a proper response to the absolutely misplaced calls to "turn down the heat": newrepublic.com/article/1838...

My first thought this morning after I remembered the news was how many people over the last few years have put their bodies between armed far right guys and kids going to the library or a bookstore

Where Were Calls for De-Escalation When Libraries Were Being Targeted?newrepublic.com Trump’s fans seem determined to blame this shooting on their victims.

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poverty is political violence. the legislation against the bodily autonomy of women is political violence. every piece of anti-trans legislation is political violence.

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AOC was very right to say house dems who have resigned themselves to a trump presidency should resign. Like “sorry constituents but it’s fascism for you” like what fucking spineless cowardice. Wild that more politicians and newspapers and news channels aren’t calling it out for what it is

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This is the best book review ever written and it took 15 seconds to do.

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JD Vance looks like exactly what he is: a soft-palmed fancy boy who drives his lifted F-350 to his job in finance

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jd vance looks like if a baby got old but not in the normal way

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Oh, I totally forgot: Vance also blurbed Jack Posobiec’s “Unhumans” book, the one that casts leftists as agents of “unhumanity.” Unity, folks! 🙃

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I honestly doubt McConnell cares but it is hilarious that he is probably the man most responsible for giving these craven weirdos everything they want and they hate him

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I will always be 100% pro-piracy, because if buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing.

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Lmaoooo yeah well someone tried to kill me twice

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I have a theory for why military-industrial people so often become scolds: they *professionally* engage in abstraction to justify themselves as good people. They pay their bills, every day, by coming up with ways to make their job sound less harmful, the harms abstract, the victims abstract, etc.

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He's white and rightwing so here come the sympathetic stories about him being bullied in school

The gunman who allegedly tried to assassinate former President Donald Trump was bullied in high school and didn’t fit in with other students, former classmates told CNN. Here's what we know so far.

What we know about the Trump rally gunman so far | CNNwww.cnn.com The gunman who allegedly tried to assassinate former President Donald Trump was bullied in high school and didn’t fit in with other students, former classmates told CNN on Sunday.

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funniest possible response

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espn is doing a segment about home runs and the voiceover just said “we love the home run because of what it represents: the triumph of the individual against the collective”

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The "safe zones" Israel has established in Gaza serve 2 purposes: 1) to pretend to the world they are taking steps to protect civilians and 2) to concentrate Gazans to kill en masse

The shooter won't see you critiquing his aim but your mufos who might consider succeeding where he failed might, words have power uWu

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Every day, people get shot at in America, but until now, none of them mattered. I'm Kent Brockman.

WTF are you smoking, BBC?

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the civility police academy just got one million new applicants, and they're all the most irritating people you know

A message on how to discourse about the Trump assassination attempt

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Having lots of sniper training (played Sniper Elite) I could easily do it and gotten away with it. The trick is to wait until your target is standing next to an explosive barrel then shoot the barrel and immediately run and hide in some grass until the enemy stops looking for you

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couldn't find my glasses and confused my bank and weather apps. for a second i thought there wasn't going to be any weather today and that i suddenly had a lot of hot wet money