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Crustfundbabies

@saveitforfest.bsky.social

Just here for the jokes
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I’m always polite and thank Siri and automated texts so I’ll be spared when the robot/AI uprising occurs.
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There’s no harsher review than your cat scratching the carpet like he’s in the litter box right beside the bowl of a new flavor catfood you’re trying to get him to eat.
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Doesn’t matter what the problem is, punk rock is the solution.
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Thinking about lying down and my skeleton sitting up out of my body
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Behold: my favorite photo of my cat Zwicky while she is in full gremlin mode. She is the night, a goddess of the cosmos and if you rub her tummy she will be your friend forever.
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just walked into a wine tasting w my friends and announced “these are my taste buds” and not one person hi fived me
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Instead of hating on art online with comments like “eew this sucks” try some self reflecting I sentences. For example: I’m so afraid of failing that I envy and hate on everyone who even dares to try
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No, no that’s my watermelon. You get none.
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
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My crow brought back the shiny pinky ring of a mobster and now we’re on the run.
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Wore a shirt saying Just Peachy around some bad apples today.
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The best way to stay healthy is to have a judgemental doctor
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🎶 because your abyss, your abyss is on my list 🎶
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My posts are not meant to be read they’re meant to be felt
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The cringiest is seeing an actor who was obviously directed to “dance!”, “rock out!”, or “have fun!” in a scene.
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playing Bloody Mary in a bathroom I just hotboxed so she chills out a little when she comes through the mirror
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Good morning! As I woke, shaft of sunlight across my torso, I thought, “don’t think so much about chandeliers today,” but by the end of the thought, of course, it was already too late.
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tomorrow is not Sunday? WTF is going on
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Shrekkin’ the Cube
Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado
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bringing weed to the family function
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Watch enough horror, and you start to have a very clear vision of what level of haunting you would be willing to put up with for what quality of housing.
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I’m starting to think those elaborate fireworks that paint the American flag or Abraham Lincoln’s head in the sky are a myth.
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Instead of celebrating independence with fireworks, why not try: - 20 questions with an enchanted skull - tea party with the twig witch - making mead with dark druids - crafting patriotic costumes out of moss - disappearing into the dark forest, and gossiping with owls
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Oh are you comfortably sleeping? Here’s some kicks to the face. *One cat to another.
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george washington stoned with his friend on the porch at his weed farm: bro we should start a country
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sorry i didn't text back i got a bubble wrap
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y’all they got pizza vending machines out here
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