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America deserves to be known for pizza more than borger
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I feel like i see most criticism be about craft singles and burgers
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we definitely are known more for borger but it’s better because they all plainly love them despite the posts
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I think it’s gone, but when I lived in Sweden there was a place called American Take Away that had an earnest attempt at our pizza parlor/delivery culture. But their branding was something else
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Used to hang out here all the time when I lived in Paris 🇺🇸🦅🔫
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Okay, that rocks. I’ve been all over, and one of the key things I’ve learned is that I’m an US Breakfast Supremacist. There isn’t a morning culture on earth that can compete with our truck stop + Jewish + Mexican + Potato superbeast.
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The name "breakfast in America" is hilarious on several levels.
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i mean I think that is the correct way to eat pizza, fuzzless
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The IKEA catalogs aren’t the only borked English writing. Swedish ppl have a 90% rate of conversant in English, but some of it is truly impenetrable. This probably meant “real quick” or “no hassle” but, y’know, how a guy from New Yawk says it, according to a guy from Uppsala.
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glad to know there's no cops involved tbh
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I assume the back of the box has some NWA lyrics.
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we've all been there: ordering your borger in some small town with an Ikea-esque name and - wham! - you get hit with a mouthful of FUZZ. well, no longer
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I see an American flag, a belligerent-looking bald eagle, and "take" and I just think of all those "Molon Labe" assholes.
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When I lived in tel Aviv, there was a restaurant immediately underneath my apartment called America Burger, with the whole kit and kaboodle theme ingredients. The only place I found a Bacon cheeseburger in the tmebtire city (for very obvious reasons). Wasn't a bad burger though.
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See that kind of feels like a shame when Swedish gyro pizza with white sauce is so sublime, but I'm glad they got some variety
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that is extreme levels of america right there
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I went to a fancy looking pizza place in Sweden. I knew it was a mistake when the waiter didn’t understand my (correct) pronunciation of “diavola” and said “oh… you mean die-ah-VOH-lah”
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It was more home-y than anticipated, but never really got you homesick either
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Go to a bistro anywhere in France and there’s good odds there’ll be le borger
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need to become known for the french dip just to make nationalists on both continents shit their pants in anger
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france wishes it could’ve come up with the french dip
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A French dip served with french fries & little cups of French's mustard & French dressing, followed by a scoop of French vanilla ice cream. Parisians will pretend to hate it but the plate will be empty
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Also because the French Dip is just a banger sandwich. Thinking about it, all my favorite sandwiches (French Dip, Chicago Beef, Philly Cheesesteak) are just thin-sliced beef with stuff added.
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Nationalists in the US need to be protected from the knowledge of recent advances in Japanese borger (as distinct from the also-delicious hamburg that they have had on lock for decades)
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We're better known for borger because the Italians have unfairly claimed pizza for themselves, despite the modern and ubiquitous version being invented in NYC
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but sometimes they make 'em outta horse
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They loved our burgers so much they even started calling their chicken sandwiches burgers.
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The magic of it is you can use super premium high test shit *and* American and they all melt perfectly because of the emulsifying salt magic
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Friends, Jose Andres has declared American cheese the only good cheese for burgers. Kenji Lopez-Alt’s sings Kraft/Velveeta’s praises for grilled cheeses and stovetop Mac. Go forth! And enjoy your processed cheese without shame.
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going to tap my “what the rest of of the world thinks of as iconic American cuisine was for the most part developed in response first to dogshit food safety and then to the depression” sign again
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Unfortunate for both Italy and America that the fundamentally different dishes that are American and Italian pizza are called the same thing.
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they’re the same, the italians just don’t know how to cut theirs and eat it with their hands
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People from Chicago can do one or the other, but not both.