☀️ Starshine: Democratic insiders and donors have lost their minds

Democratic insiders and donors have lost their minds

@swolecialism.bsky.social @rincewind.run @thegadget.bsky.social

we have entered the bad fanfiction stage of the process and this has significantly less charm than My Immortal

micah do u watch hunter x hunter

no, I burned out on shounen many years ago unfortunately

this is what @thearchduke.bsky.social keeps telling me, i guess, but they are doing a whole "let's restructure the new world order through voting systems" season, and

Jesus, Micah - you can’t just murder people like that

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That awful blitz primary scheme is the work of a law professor and a venture capitalist. You can read the reports here. Da fuq? If there weren't a ton of money behind this, would anybody take it seriously at all? And it's just one person! www.semafor.com/article/07/0...

CS Beta 8, de_dust, best of seven, let's go

You strike me as the kinda guy who would continuously snipe my predictable ass as I rushed mid over and over

Nah on dust I was pretty reliably a shotgun guy

I sucked so hard at that game for so so so many years it borders on pathological masochism, but I preferred the Galil/AK or SG/M4. Couldn't hit anything with anything else ever.

I'm down

God Almighty called, he appears to be glassing New Mombasa

Conveniently AOC turns 35 in October

I think she is more intelligent than to get involved in this mess, if they do whatever this proposal is

If she gets involved, I'll be quite disappointed.

I hear ya but have you seen her play blood gulch FFA?

I would be astonished

To be clear I was only suggesting she would get involved in Starshine’s parody version

Yeah, sorry, I did not appreciate that distinction when I read your skeet

She has a reasonable chance of making a run for it in 2028 if we're still having elections.

The Squad is noticeably quiet in all of this. All of the knives are coming from the moderate/centrist/establishment Dems.

Force each candidate to attempt a Halo 2 LSAO run.

If the nominee isn’t Biden, it has to be Harris. This is true for a number of reasons, but the most important reason is that she is the only other person who anyone actually elected in a legitimate process. I didn’t vote for any of this other shit and neither did anyone else.

Thank you.

our top candidates are too old for Halo 3. GoldenEye 64 or bust.

Joe Biden, like me, has memorized the sequence of respawn points in each level and will be waiting there for his foes.

Joe “Slappers Only” Biden

Diamond Joe with the Golden Gun.

Biden earned Corn Pop’s respect when he beat his gang on License to Kill without the Klobb

I have bad news about Gilbert Godfrey.

I just learned :((

Isn't Gilbert Gottfried dead? I'm not sure this is realistic.

We have technology for that now

Let ‘em cook

Honestly I was skeptical but now that I see they went for Halo 3 instead of Reach or Halo 2 I am coming around

the music really put this over the top

Semafor has a click rate to sustain, so they're gossip mongering like there's no tomorrow.

It's really really embarrassing and it just sucks. Because these are the people on OUR side and we absolutely will have to suck it up and continue making common cause with them after this nonsense is over.

This is the moment I realized my friend Peter is going to be the next president (he’s absolutely unstoppable with a sniper rifle)

otoh semafor is never sane but agree

oh lmao i missed the edits

Only slightly more ridiculous!

aw I'm gonna miss Gilbert Gottfried

play ball. odd ball

The easy reply to said Democratic donors and backers:

Shouldn't it be rather something like I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! or Squid Game?

I don’t think insiders are the ones pushing this

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