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Jock Itch Summer

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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

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Wonder why the White House would have a Parkinson's expert visiting over the last year. Very suspicious stuff

Breaking News: A Parkinson’s expert visited the White House eight times in eight months from last summer through this spring, according to official visitor logs. The administration has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease.

Parkinson’s Expert Visited the White House Eight Times in Eight Monthswww.nytimes.com The White House has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease and that there has been no reason to update the most recent testing, conducted in February.

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The entire neighborhood is still pissed off at me for pulling a Cool Hand Luke on the 4th of July deviled eggs

I was 100% wrong, turns out Biden’s polling isn’t that bad as people who aren’t terminally online are starting the take a close look at The Alternative—either way let’s get the panties up and get this shit done

It’s probably going to be Kamala Harris so put on your big kid panties and let’s beat that fascist motherfucker like we did last time

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Making the NASCAR drivers sit in their cars on Lake Shore Drive waiting, a real Chicago experience

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Marisa Kabas

if harris was chosen because of optics, consider the optics of passing over the first black female vice president as the heir apparent. and optics aside, it’s simply fucked up. you don’t have to be a harris fan to see that.

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daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️

She’s alive!

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This is what will fix me

Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

Hell Yeah

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Marine Le Deez Nuts

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if there is one thing I want to come out of this election, regardless of result, it is Dems - and the left more generally - finally understanding that they need to make their own media ecosystem and stop relying on folks who want them to lose to get their message out

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What if the Democrats stopped caring that their Presidential nominee was an unelectable disaster? The GOP did this with their candidate 8 years ago and never looked back

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I know they get rolled all the time but for the Times to get rolled by “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is the Times putting the 14 words in the paper

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They were due!

Who would Jesus starve?

The governors of a dozen Republican-led states — AL, AK, FL, GA, IA, MS, OK, SC, SD, TX, UT, WY — opted out of a new federal food assistance program, leaving about 9.5 million students without the aid this summer

Republican-led states are blocking summer food benefits for hungry familieswww.usatoday.com Money for food is especially tight for families in a dozen states where Republican lawmakers declined to accept federal food assistance.

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Alexa is saying a bunch of random shit in the other room. It's like we're fucking married or something.

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I am saddened to see all of the American obsession over the various Doctors Who when we have our own homegrown body-swapping franchise (the Rustys)

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at the movies to see Maxxxine theater is 5 individual men one couple me one of the men is wearing a full torso bib and eating bbq on his lap

Normally not a fan of capital punishment but I would consider it here

What if the Democrats stopped caring that their Presidential nominee was an unelectable disaster? The GOP did this with their candidate 8 years ago and never looked back

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Derek Wood

It was enjoyable in a 1970s minor league hockey sort of way

Brazil didn’t deserve to win that game. Uruguay didn’t really deserve to win it either.

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When Rob was allowed to be funny, before WOKE killed his comedy

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Ida Hakkila

I had to look it up myself, it was pretty close

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Franklin D. Roosefella

Neither team deserves to win, this game was a mess

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1979)

*hits vape* weiner herzdog

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Ida Hakkila

I checked on Our Lips Are Sealed, the Go-Gos released their version first