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I think we could all use a bit of pick-me-up right about now, so seeing as it's July 3rd, why don't we once again reflect on one of the greatest white supremacist self-owns in military history:
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Federal artillery fields of fire at Gettysburg because AMERICA FUCK YEAH
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This is beautiful. It should be framed and placed in the rotunda of Congress.
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Should be in the Capitol of every former Confederate state
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Fuck around and find out, or: IS THAT A PARROTT RIFLE IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
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Artillery brings dignity to what otherwise would be a brawl
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Choose to level the playing field. Choose to level the mountain next to the playing field. Choose artillery.
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One specific dead body, yeah. Afaik it’s not actually dead yet but I’d like to see it in the next three months…
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This does make me feel better, thanks
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I went and stood at Cemetery Ridge the first weekend after the 2016 election and it definitely made me feel a little better.
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I spent a weekend at Sherfy House in 2018. It was a great restorative.
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Your evening *pick me up* delivered right to your door!
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“sic semper tyrannis” about to have a comeback
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It blows my mind that people revere General Lee at all. He was not good at his job.
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yes, but he was brutal to black slaves, and that's more important for those people
Colonel Lee. He was never an American general.
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decades of PR boosting you everywhere will do that. Its also why JFK is remembered as a great president.
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He was very good whenever Stonewall Jackson was brilliant. Without Jackson, he got lucky several times with inept Union generalship. His leadership at Gettysburg was just not good at all.
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Pretty much. Many believe if Jackson had been alive for Gettysburg the Union probably would have been routed on the first day. Good thing he wasn't -- Lee floundered without him.
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Jackson would probably have thrown everything into an assault on Culp's Hill. Routing Howard's forces would then have turned the whole Union right flank. There was plenty of daylight, so a full-on collapse would have been likely. Though with no Stuart, pursuit would have been problematic.
Minnesota says hello.
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Every so often, this happens… Virginia: Please give us the 28th’s colors back. Minnesota: Come and take them.
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We are never giving it back.
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Damn straight you shouldn't! Love this Jesse Ventura quote on the subject: "Why? I mean, we won. We took it, that makes it our heritage."
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I voted for him in my first election. While he wasn't perfect on every issue, he nailed this topic.
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The only proper display of that flag.
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When I was in middle school in Maryland, they took us to Gettysburg and made us reenact Pickett's Charge. We had little colored badges they would call out to tell us when to die. I got to carry a regimental flag. When I died, I cried out, "I die young, but I die for slavery! racism! and hate!"
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This in a bad fake southern accent, natch. I also jammed the flagpole in a rock pile, very dramatic except I broke the flagpole. My weird Confederate-in-a-Union-state teacher was not amused. 😁 She sent me to sit on the bus, which, no, so I wandered the battlefield unaccompanied.
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All of which is to say yes, national holiday please. 😁 And I'll spend a moment in fond remembrance of the horrified looks on two white supremacist teachers' faces as they watched an overly dramatic fat nerd ruin their solemn occasion while collapsing over a splintered flagpole.
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Right up there with Jackson getting owned by his own troops
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Thanks Mississipi for potentially saving The Union!
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Jackson wouldn’t have won the war. His tactics of bold, grand maneuvers were the kind of thing that lost the later war for the confederates.
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had the war led to a drawn out invasion of northern states, i would bet slave revolts would have completely collapsed their economy. logistics would have fucked the south. their only hope was to go full taliban which i don’t think any of their generals were cut out for let alone receptive to.
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even then, slave revolts would probably end their whole shit. none of those assholes knew how to farm.
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Nah. They probably did save a number of troops, but even with Jackson able to suss out what his sloppy orders meant that wasn't enough to overcome just how bad Lee was. As soon as he encountered a first rate General (i.e. Meade) he was bound to lose. And a Great one (i.e. Grant), he's fucked.
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GET FUCKED BOBBY LEE AHAHAHAHA
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Can you explain how this is a self own for someone generally unfamiliar with civil war/battlefield tactics? It's not immediately apparent to me.