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what I care about is music, and the communists have the music | he/him
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The party ended today’s shadowdark session with some carousing, and: one fighter woke up in the gutter with an empty scabbard; the bard and the other fighter are now banned from a tavern after starting a brawl; and the wizard spent all night asking a priestess about local cults over drinks.
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a while ago, I was going to jokingly make a post about being the kind of man who doesn’t believe in using the Greek alphabet, but then I discovered that these weirdos had unironically made that a category of Male
hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male
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do not show me Elon posting about wanting us all dead, I already know that shit
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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I would rather die than respect an Englishman
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flirting with the ice cream man by asking “soooo, is there a MRS. Softee?”
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FOR REAL!!! this holiday is about PHILADELPHIA, everyone else shut the fuck up and stop what you’re doing unless you praise Philly first!
I feel like we haven’t gotten enough praise for being philadelphians today
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congrats to the UK’s third-most right-wing political party on winning this election
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yeah i don't think i will be trying to reclaim patriotism for the left this 4th of july. the civic religion is a fucking poison and i'm not going to swallow it
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People on Bluesky will really be like "you burn the American flag? that pales in effectiveness to my messaging, convincing Americans with left-patriotism" and then not convince anyone
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a podcast where Hrishikesh Hirway has guests detail the way they injured themselves by mishandling fireworks, titled Hand Exploder
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I mean, all of those Trump-Epstein comments we’ve made weren’t jokes
latest trump child rape accusation is uh pretty fucking bad and also not surprising
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Was wondering why we still haven't had any response from the administration on Utah's legislative action to defy trans inclusive Title IX rules, but I guess I have my answer. They are actively throwing trans youth under the bus, and the Overton window for trans rights is in hell.
mental health care only?
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seeing a guy post regretfully about not voting for Hillary in 2016 and specify in the reply that he was a Republican only for a bunch of smug libs to declare him the One Good Bernie Bro. you gotta laugh!!
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just remembered liberals (and Biden’s own campaign) adopting “Dark Brandon” as their own and started laughing bitterly
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The version of Joe Biden who exists in liberals’ minds would make a half-decent president. Unfortunately, the one we’ve got is currently in his bedroom wondering why he can’t get Walter Cronkite on the teevee.
Under today’s immunity decision, Biden could order AG Garland to immediately prosecute Thomas and Alito for corruption and insurrection. (Official act). If Garland refuses, Biden can fire him and replace him with someone who will. (Official act) I would suggest Elie Mystal.
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that’s not a turf war, that’s a negotiation tactic
Given that Disney has been locked in a stupid turf war with reactionaries in Florida lately, I think they actually might give a fuck about this, to be quite honest.
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i can offer no guidance for what we have to do to fix all of this, but i do enjoy reading the wikipedia article about how mussolini got strung up like a hog en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Death of Benito Mussolini - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
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If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.
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Joe Biden being legally enshrined as an absolute monarch and being too brain-addled to do anything with it other than give money to Israel and eat ice cream is pretty funny, ngl
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SCOTUS is telling us that it has completely signed on to the project of a second Trump administration, which is establishing an elected autocracy.
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lol did the Supreme Court just give Trump immunity and ruin all those court cases
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The Democrats are in a real pickle: their candidate is an old, uncharismatic egomaniac who’s deeply unlikable, politically out-of-step with a huge chunk of their voters, and openly contemptuous of those voters. However, their best replacement is Kamala, who is also all those things except “old”.
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these are strong words and all, but if I thought my coworkers were the primary actors in a fascist coup, I’d do bit more than write a strongly-worded dissent.
Idk if I'm stating the obvious, but justices never write/speak like this. She's telling the world this is a five-alarm fire and the coup is on.
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I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots
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resisting the urge to text @lesliejrising.bsky.social to ask about the anime references Megan is making on this song
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❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness ✅ shit was mid
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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always funny when someone suggests that a prominent Democrat should do something principled and self-sacrificing to force the rest of the party into action. cmon, which version of reality do you think you live in, because it isn’t this one!