Tyler James Hill

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Cozy maximalist. Selective perfectionist. Full-time writer. Part-time human. 6'9". The world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. He/he/him

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴

Not exaggerating when I say I would rather overdose on fentanyl a hundred times before watching this.

That's a better new one than what I got

"Be honest, are you a little disappointed that Katie Tightpussy didn't low-ball rate one of your favorite movies of all time and cause a ruckus on bluesky?"

personally i would not have bene tempted to put the ring on because i have too many sensory issues with wearing jewelry.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴

I can't talk. I can't walk. The only thing about me is the way I'm secretly a halk. I can't dance. I can't sing. I'm just standing here staring into space because I'm forgetting ev ry thing

A warning to people who might get big huffy mad at Katie's ee lotr trilogy scores

fuck it i'm gonna download them

Bad idea: summer Good idea: seeping in the AC and keeping it pretty dark inside while hiding from the murder sun and demon smoke and watching horror movies

I know there are higher temps out there. But for Seattle, this is deadly. I am now in the don't go outside for any reason era.

The heat, and the smoke, have again come to Seattle.

Happy goddamn Fourth of friggin July here's a sketch of a dumbass firework flippin exploding ok

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR COTTON EYED

🎶 I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BAALLLLLLLL 🎶

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Allison

No--no!! No no. I fuck. I do the fuck. I take my big my big ol peewee and I put it right into the the um the box and it feels like a bag of sand and she cries like is normal I'm so good at it I've done it so many times and usually they won't even take the money they said it was so good

I love credit card companies. "Here's a 100 bucks for every friend you trick into also enslaving themselves to us!" with a picture of two or more people smiling like Jesus has just returned

I would have killed Duncan with a hammer I tell you that much

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Jeremy

8 mile walk!!!

Lol my best mate who lives in my building just texted me this. He's not on bluesky. I have escaped containment. I always do for the absolute dumbest shit

Time for walkies

Just now. Out for a walk with a mate: Mate: (sees a sleeping cat, goes to pet it) Me: there is a saying about that Mate: that's about dogs 🙄 Me: I say hi to like every cat but I know when not to Mate: (tries to pet) Cat: (hisses and scratches mate's hand so hard there's immediately blood) Me:

I had a NEED for WEED

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Barry Caplan

"we are not a government. we are a gang." - Lee Adam from Battlestar Galactica

I don't get it, why can't they commit fraud? Congress is doing it, scotus is doing it, the presidents do it, the wealthiest people in the world do it, everyone they are told to look up to and respect are celebrated for it. Why wouldn't they think they could commit fraud? It's the American Way.

Gen Zers are so disillusioned with the economy that they think it’s OK to commit fraudfortune.com A third of Gen Zers either know someone who has participated in payment fraud or have done so themselves.

Got this rock for my crush it's a heart rock, they said it's also an elephant and a fidget spinner look out triple threat

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illumi

We are all little cute broken weirdoes, let's remember why we are really here:

wake up? pickles awake for any indeterminate amount of time? pickles sleeby? pickles asleep? :( why, when there are pickles?

oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...

Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!

“I was added as a recommended user in someone’s starter pack. Can I remove myself? No. If you’d like to not be suggested as a user to follow in someone’s starter pack, you can ask them to remove you via Bluesky DMs. You can also report a starter pack to Bluesky’s moderation team (see below).” Lol

There is a family emergency of high drama and so emotions are running high so of course my Lego bonsai tree fell and shattered. The set has about 100 pieces loose as soil and they are now hidden everywhere across my flat

Uh oh

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