Tyler James Hill

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Cozy maximalist. Selective perfectionist. Full-time writer. Part-time human. 6'9". The world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. He/he/him

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Lyse-Beast

In defense of 7/10 entertainment

You know what I liked the new Beverly Hills Cop movie just fine, I like all of the Beverly Hills Cop movies just fine, first one is the best but the others are just fine

don't talk to me about 'artisanal' anything unless you're prepared to explain how it's hand-made by goblins in a haunted well

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93 here now! Outrageous. Illegal.

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I bet his mom calls him James Eat World

When he's in trouble for sure

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Dëad Børkchettå

It's time to kill or sue god

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Dëad Børkchettå

No thank you let's not

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Uncle OMJ

64.6 🫡

An ache for the yummy leads to an ache in your tummy

Fiona Apple crouched like Gollum: "Not fair, not fair to ask what it's got in its nasty, little, pocketses!"

alannis morisette never told us what was in her pocket i think she had a knife

It's q̶u̶i̶e̶t̶ hot. 𝘛𝘰𝘰 q̶u̶i̶e̶t̶ hot.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴

This movie is peak 90s. This is the most 90s the 90s ever got.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.

Independence Day (4/5) Movie CLIP - The President's Speech (1996) HDyoutu.be Independence Day movie clips: http://j.mp/1fs0ICzBUY THE MOVIE:FandangoNOW - https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/independence-day-1996/1MVcb9b60fe3e92f...

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Charlotte the Host Origami

Jim Piddock, yeah same guy in both

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Carl Marx

I mean I recognize my privilege in this matter but on the other hand suck it nerd lol

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Carl Marx

🤔 Yes, Business Insider, yes yes, why are young adults not burdening themselves with the full sole responsibility of a financial system that has failed them so completely they'll never own homes or retiring, why aren't people heading out on their own during an apocalypse? It's a fucking mystery.

Why Gen Zers aren't leaving the nestwww.businessinsider.com Young people are living at home and relying on their parents for money well into their 20s. Their parents aren't happy about it.

YT Narrator in a video essay: "once gen z finally found out about this thing that happened in the 80s or 90s nothing was ever the same" 🤣 this line should be in everything

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Glen

youtu.be/Z1girAAM-24?...

Power Wheels Commercial - 1989youtu.be Check us out across the information superhighway!Merch supports us and makes you look good!: https://www.redbubble.com/people/The-Tape-Keeper/explore?asc=u&p...

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Glen

I am unaware of a comedy bang bang power wheels reference

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the corgi from cowboy bebop

Oh shit you took me out of the bio I am unloved and in danger

I miss power wheels Pow Pow POWER WHEELS

This is the kind of car my cousin first drove and when I say we regularly loaded up 5-6 deep in it, let me tell you that was not our brightest moment lmao. Little 3 cyl of fun these things were

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the corgi from cowboy bebop

T-Y-L-E-whew

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illumi

I'm doing my part!

Maybe you should leave this social media platform too, you hackey little shits. Fuck off. Fuck all the way off. Fuck all the way off to the moon. Learn to breathe in space and fuck all they way off the moon. Learn to breathe in space and fuck all they way off the moon and never ever come back.

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The New York Times

Your reporting on this turns out to suck too, how unexpected

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The New York Times

Not exaggerating when I say I would rather overdose on fentanyl a hundred times before watching this.

That's a better new one than what I got

I need to spend less time on my phone, I am gonna try hiding it under bills and paperwork that I'm avoiding