wildmonkeysects™

wildmonkeysects™

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98 degrees from the University of Fahrenheit.

I'd rather be here and now.

If you can read this, you are part of the vast conspiracy of the literati.

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The Vance scowl before he discovered eyeliner.

Was wondering why I don’t see Vance’s Marine background played up much relative to his childhood and then I realized it’s because he has the worst Private Pyle vibes I’ve ever seen

Vance was put up for it by Peter Thiel. Nuff said.

John F. Ketamine (Leisurely)

Why wait for the happy ending until the end of the massage?

Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle

The visceral sense. Muscle memory. The body keeps score.

"It could have been you. Just kidding."

Don't take loss of Women's reproductive rights, or the climate disaster, or loss of net neutrality, or un-affordable housing, or religious fanatics personally. Libertarian tech bros on drugs say installing Trump is just about business. gizmodo.com/silicon-vall...

Silicon Valley Royalty Put on the MAGA Hat, Open Their Walletsgizmodo.com The unhinged moneymen of Silicon Valley are all in on MAGA. Offended? They say it's strictly business.

Antique pornographs are going to be scarce on eBay, and commerce will have to move to the dark web. Seriously, this is so f*cked up. Pat Robertson's wet dream is everybody else's nightmare.

According to Project 2025, which is the heart of Trump's campaign and platform, if you teach or talk about the existence of LGBTQ people then you are a sex offender and should be imprisoned.

Marilyn Munster

That time when a green card visa got out of hand.

Remember Pat Robertson in 1992, who sank the GOP with his rant: www.snopes.com/fact-check/p...

Did Pat Robertson Say Feminism Encourages Women to "Kill Their Children"?www.snopes.com The former Baptist minister rose to prominence in 1960 when he founded the Christian Broadcast Network.

Cheer up Donnie, mushrooms are legal in some states.

deranged conspiracy theorist Marjorie Taylor Greene has a prime spot for night 2 of the RNC

Silence is golden and so are showers.

Break the "rules" and out them this time. Ok?

That's putting words in their mouth.

Delay. Delay. Of course.

Specifically what? Specifically Everything.

Veepstakes: You thought Nixon was bad news? You thought Agnew was bad news? You thought Bush was bad news? You thought Quayle was bad news? You thought Cheney was bad news? You thought Pence was bad news? GOP: Hold my beer. How about Vance?

sweet then the party claiming the mantle of traditional masculinity is gonna have more pancake makeup, hairspray, and eyeliner than the drag shows they demonize

Now that is nuts.

Jana H-S (they/she)

GOP: Hold my beer. How about veep? ***which means that since Vance "modified" his earlier statements, he is either a terrible judge of character, or has a fungible character of his own, available to the highest bidder***

Tycho Softworks

No noooo, it begins a foreplay. You look at her, you are keeping it full term. But no worries, red state laws are lax about child support.

Is that a reverse cock block?

Katie Tightpussy

Bluesky is actually Blocksky. If it's any consolation, I, a flamboyant cishet male have a block rate of around ten percent of skeets.

Spicy Rick Havoc

Fetal alcohol syndrome complicated by his Mom's heroin habit. That tracks with his emotional dysregulation. Only in America can a crack baby run for veep as a conservative.

wildmonkeysects™

*of wonder* I hate auto defect

It's the Napoleon and Caligula ticket.

It's the Napoleon and Caligula ticket.

Every time a sperm dries up and dies in a sock, a zygote angel gets it's wings.

Tycho Softworks

Every time a sperm dries up and dies in a sock, a zygote angel gets it's wings.