wildmonkeysects™

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98 degrees from the University of Fahrenheit.

I'd rather be here and now.

If you can read this, you are part of the vast conspiracy of the literati.

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John F. Ketamine (Leisurely)

Why wait for the happy ending until the end of the massage?

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Marilyn Munster

That time when a green card visa got out of hand.

Cheer up Donnie, mushrooms are legal in some states.

deranged conspiracy theorist Marjorie Taylor Greene has a prime spot for night 2 of the RNC

Now that is nuts.

GOP: Hold my beer. How about veep? ***which means that since Vance "modified" his earlier statements, he is either a terrible judge of character, or has a fungible character of his own, available to the highest bidder***

It's the Napoleon and Caligula ticket.

Every time a sperm dries up and dies in a sock, a zygote angel gets it's wings.

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gas statіon dream gіrl

Every time a cybertruck crashes, an incel angel gets it's wings.

Brand-New Tesla Cybertruck Rolls Over, Now It Looks Like It Escaped the Crusher www.autoevolution.com/news/brand-n...

Brand-New Tesla Cybertruck Rolls Over, Now It Looks Like It Escaped the Crusherwww.autoevolution.com This 2024 Tesla Cybertruck ended up on the salvage car market and will be auctioned off after it flipped over. The vehicle is severely deformed

America's well regulated militia.

Party whose core supporters regularly attend protests outfitted like this demands that Democrats stop saying Trump is a threat to democracy lest violence ensue

That's pocket change for Space Karen.

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Forrest Plump

Get a bluetooth LED plug instead of a new lamp.

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Frances Meh

Einstein would approve of that formula.

Uncle Sam's Tourist Plantation is one election away from becoming a fascist theocracy.

JD Vance called Trump and MAGA “cultural heroin” in 2016 And this wasn’t just a fancy metaphor — Vance’s mother was ADDICTED TO HEROIN for many years Vance compared Trump to the drug that stole his mom away from him Now Vance is Trump’s running mate What a disgusting sellout

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SpatialKimtamine

Whatever you do, do not go full Elon on us, ok?

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Xavier

Thank you for not saying namaste.

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Molly Shah

Of course she makes it all about her.

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BoneChocolates

Reply to

Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it.

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SpatialKimtamine

Dude was stunned when his AI wife demanded he consider her needs for once.

Sexually Suggestive

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When David Attenborough studied first world creatures in their natural habitat:

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La Captain Oblivious

Not a bad move, considering.

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BBKitty

Bonus points if done in public where prohibited.

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BBKitty

Ask your billionaire if a neuralobotomy is right for you.

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Paris Marx

Musk's roots are showing under the hair transplants.

Patsy? Patsy Cline cannot talk. Neither can Oswald. Nor Thomas. A dead patsy is a quiet patsy. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Hey, if MAGA Qnut cult members can go bonkers with paranoid conspiracy rants, why can't the rest of us?