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Congratulations to PC Gamer and writer Joshua Wolens for coming up with the greatest headline in game industry news history
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
Solid work on the subheading too!
This was my favorite part. 😍
I somehow read this as "snubheading."
Seemed appropriate.
Can't wait for the inevitable followup when the bot's don't do what Andrew hoped, EA AI woes
with a bot bot here and a bot bot there, here a bot, there a bot, everywhere, bot bot
I really thought at first that you edited that as a joke. Wicked headline! And the article is solid too :)
Discord’s truncated preview is somehow funnier
how exciting, will the new version of the Sims be all about simulating tiny devs who will write the code for their own universe and not know it? Oh shit, someone added acid to this pipe
I'll have what you're having *snorts acid, IDK, I've never done acid before*
Not gonna lie I'd probably play the heck out of something like that.
The capitalist dream of charging people for working.
This fucking cracks me up, I love it
The subheading is even better.
Just genius.
Dude is straight out of Hollywood casting for "Evil CEO"
Steve Jobs sucked but it's hilarious to see what happens as a whole generations of people who suck even worse by emulating all of his defects try for his signature look.
Sorry Mr. Bond, I'm in a hurry, but you can proceed our little conversation with my killer bots. Muahahahaha
There must be a new training school for Evil CEOs because mine is exactly the same! I should be used to it by now but it startles me every time he sprouts out one of those cartoon villain lines. And I look around like… “Anyone else hear this shit?” And nothing! All applauding like circus seals!
Lol that recycling Roblox business model is going to be future of AAA game development.
Ain't THAT the truth!!!!!
They should reuse this headline for like 4 straight years just with roster updates and slightly changed fonts/colors.
It's the new rotating Bobby Kotick
I can’t ever read his name without hearing Commander Sterling sneer “KOTICK” like a curse word, with extra emphasis on each syllable.
Woulda gone with "EA AI Oy" but otherwise perfect.
now that’s some ethical games journalism
That's not a bong hit. If that was a bong hit that is a WASTE of a bong. This is 100% meth
uh oh, that wasn't a microdose
The subhed also elicited a distinct Oh Snap from me.
3 billion people you don't have to pay
Even better: 3 billion people that have to pay YOU to make games.
Don't sleep on that subhead.
I feel like that byline is somehow even better, tbh
We had this meme at Respawn where whenever the EA CEO was mentioned we'd yell "where's my fucking money Andrew Wilson"
This seems like the kind of thing that's going to be circulated for the next half a decade
*sniggers at the EA AI O*
Sub-header good-good too-also!
Not since the mid aughts, that’s for sure.
not with this attitude they won't
A legit laugh out loud.
Awesome.
I also love the sub head. :D
Thx for including the link, otherwise I'd have assumed it was fake.
the headline itself was great but the subheading underneath it had me LAUGHING
