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I normally don’t critique someone’s appearance, but the author of that piece is one scurvy ass looking mother fucker
Like, fine, don’t vote, maybe eat some citrus fruits and wash your hair 31 6 161
He's only 33 and looks like Kirkland Signature Zach Galafianakis. 3 1 53
33?! Damn! That's like 33 in 19th Cen years! The only way someone should look like that at 33 is if they remember the Alamo 2 12
Absolutely. Man is writing letters home like “it has been fortnight since my Confederate brothers and I have departed from home…” 8
Nah, this is what you look like at 33 if you never got past the unwashed sleepiness of unsupervised male adolescence.
incredible insult on display there 1
A woman who was that meh about her public appearance would be told she doesn't respect herself. 19
Day 2 after the zombie bite 10
LOL, I thought for a minute you were making a joke using a pic from The Onion…but that’s his actual NYT photo! He sat down for that pic to be taken, & presumably approved it, like, “yeah, that’s the best image you’ll get of me, & is an excellent representation I’m proud to have next to my byline!” 7
bsky.app/profile/numb... Middle-aged white cis editor of a Catholic journal is "free to think anything or nothing about our leaders." 6
betting it's a long list of simple things that can drastically improve life that he probably doesn't do, for some reason 6
Man's halfway to Gollum mode 6
Oddly enough not the worst photo of him online. 2 5
oh the good ol’ NYT & its cadre of lovable scamps… 🔥🇺🇸🔥 1
Oh nooooo, talk about FAFO
Turns out he didn't know that voting records are public and he voted twice in MI (2020 and 2022). 5
He also absolutely looks like the type of person whose rights are very not threatened by anyone, anywhere, ever. 3
This picture smells like unwashed hair, clerasil and moldy cheeto dust 1 2
Under a thick soup of Axe Body Spray, but occasionally lessened by whatever Dude Wipes smell like 1 1
*tactical* dude wipes, please 1 1
Dude is a straight up theocratic fascist. Fuck him. I hope he and everyone like him stay their asses at home every election. 2
bsky.app/profile/bren... The NYT op-ed guy looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman starring in two separate films about a man on a registry 2
I would add, get some sleep & take a shower, for Christ's sake.
And why exactly should anyone listen to this guy? 2
Likely doesn’t wash his ass either, because apparently washing you anus makes you gay 1
Steve Bannon went to jail and this guy saw an opening. 1
I feel like his name must be Jonny-Joe-Jim-Bob and he’s got a family tree that looks like a bowl of overcooked spaghetti. 1
No surprise he doesn't want women to have choice. 1
I was sure that this was a random pic of him from social media but it appears to be his actual official public pic?!!!? 1 1
You just know that he thinks it looks good. “I’m so alpha” 1
He looks like a character out of Tucker & Dale Versus Evil, if Dale was actually evil. Which is totally unfair. Maybe he's actually nice, like Dale.
Shockingly, it’s a solid improvement over his earlier appearance.
Looking at his picture the first thing that pops into my head is watch this guy the second is don't turn your back on him. After reading some of his opinions my first and second thoughts were right on the money.
Bro needs naltrexone and a hospital stay. A decade in food and contract work you can spot that skin and droopy eye from space 1
yeah was gonna say, he looks literally jaundiced
Looks like an extra from Black Sails....
It’s like Hitlerwannabe decided to play pirates.
Yeah, I'm not into appearance attacks typically either, but given the subject matter he was writing about, his unkempt appearance feels more than appropriate to at least point out. Like, seriously, if you know it's picture day, take a shower maybe.
Maybe he’s riding the horse, PSH lookin’ ass