🐶 da munsta

🐶 da munsta

@9taylz.bsky.social

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my dogs alter ego

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did it hurt when you fell to the floor because i bit your achilles

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never met a dog that misread the vibes

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Sorry I believed you when you were saying things. How incredibly naïve of me.

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Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

You wouldn’t know him he goes to another website

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deleting my post isn’t enough i need to kill anyone who'd seen it

modern problem: the random screensaver is so good but clicking anything loses it

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Urgente: Gato

My toxic trait is starting over

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Stop by my new gratuity-only cafe, "Just the Tip"

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I buy all my nuts at ALDIs just for the joke potential.

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You call it gaining weight I call it being the bigger person

threads is just Instagram reskinned

I swear the first time I heard of nospace was when it was no longer a space

Hearing there are mastodon and threads people are coming in

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heh.. yeah i used to be crazy back then (59 seconds ago)

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We’re obviously on our way to people who are like pro-asbestos. They’re like bring it back, best insulation there was, and cancer was fake. They’ll eat it on TikTok or like use it as a blanket on Instagram. Exciting possibilities, wonder if it’s in five years or like tomorrow

admitting "I'm old" while watching skibidi toilet

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Hey I don't want to alarm anyone but this Thai skibidi toilet bootleg gatcha machine is playing despacito

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me: spends 20 minutes constructing a reply that's not idiotic also me: deletes reply, moves on

intrusive thoughts 🤔 ... SEXY intrusive thoughts 🦻

Please don't start a conversation thru the bathroom door ❤️

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Mary Poppins: let’s do spoonfuls of straight sugar. (minutes later) Mary Poppins: *foaming from her mouth* SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

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Howl-arious! 🐶

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nothing is as freeing as being completely uncool

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living by the golden rule, "bitch, i, said what i said"

[gestures wildly] got you down? teach fate a lesson with this 1 simple trick!

Sometimes I like to waste my life just to show death I’m not afraid of it.

inside of you there are 2 wolves inside of me there are 69 wolves we are not the same

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