Alex

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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

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Make a band more vegetable

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a dead giveaway that project 2025 was written specifically for—and with input from—trump:

Hey how do we make this fashy rag go out of business?

News Analysis: When Donald Trump was found guilty of 34 felonies, the U.S. was confronted with a historical novelty: a felon who once held the highest office in the land. Will the label actually tarnish Trump, as it has so many people over the centuries?

A Mark of Shame for 900 Years. Until Now?www.nytimes.com “Felon” carries an ancient stigma — one that falls on millions of Americans today. Trump might well redefine it.

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Where is the lie

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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I’m kind of on board with Kamala running for president only because it would be so funny to watch Hillary Clinton die a little inside.

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Happy July 1st everybody

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my fellow americans, for my first official act with no criminal oversight I’m going to make mitch mcconnell box a kangaroo in the octagon

Biden should imprison all elected Republicans (and the six Republicans on the Supreme Court), just for the lulz

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PUNK MONDAY

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The Pride March rainbow flags and cheers are powerful reminders of love and identity, and the giant sanitation trucks parked at the end of the streets so no one can run their car into the crowd are powerful reminders of why Pride is so important.

Huckleberry has concerns

I’m old enough to remember all the breathless handwringing over Obama “losing the election” over his first (really bad!) debate performance against Romney

being the Calm Down guy isn’t my usual thing but people insist on conflating their own sense of how badly the debate went for Biden (it was bad!) with actual voters in the real world who were sincerely going to vote for Biden and changed their mind last night.

You won’t convince me those are three different white women

blinded by the white

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Vitamins aren’t real. There’s no way I’m getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink

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[wedding toast] may the shells always slide off your hard boiled eggs in a smooth and satisfying manner

This comports with my theory that none of these psychopaths actually give a flying fuck about any of the people involved. This is just narcissistic posturing.

So infuriating www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/0...

Portland State in midst of expensive, ‘marathon’ race to repair damaged library before fall classes beginwww.oregonlive.com The university expects to pay around $750,000 to fix the building.

So, uh, who knew that "Chicken Soup for the Soul" was a company, let alone that they own Red Box? Wild.

POV: you’re about to have the worst cup of coffee of your life

Always the best part of staying in a hotel

It’s electric! (Boogie woogie woogie)

Hey can someone who’s good at the computer make me a high res version of this I can frame? I love this panel so much.

Microsoft Bob-ass website

Southwest's website in 1996. Back when we were just beginning to push the limits of web design.

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As much as I roll my eyes at the EU, I do think it’s poetic that Apple is now themselves subject to a system with arbitrary and capricious rules they don’t find out about until after they’ve wasted a bunch of money. www.macrumors.com/2024/06/18/a...

Apple Has 'Very Serious' DMA Issues, EU to Enforce Rules 'Soon'www.macrumors.com Apple is facing a "number" of "very serious" issues with its Digital Markets Act compliance in Europe, EU competition commissioner...

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I hope Janet Jackson is having a wonderful day.

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DOOF TRAM

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MONDAY MOOD…

Wow, this one is pretty fucking grim from the guy who did “cow tools”