Alex

Alex

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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

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Godspeed You! Cat Emperor. There, now it's an original joke.

Cats! At the Disco

RT if you agree

HOT DOGS

Unfortunately my work PC was not affected by the CrowdStrike outage :(

Rest in piss, Lou

Conservative pundit Lou Dobbs — infamous for hardline anti-immigrant views and for pushing Obama birther theories — has died at 78, Trump announced

Lou Dobbs Dead At 78, Trump Announceswww.huffpost.com The conservative media personality was 78.

Technology Connections

I just want ComEd to come install the service to my garage so my car charger will work. It’s been like six weeks, no end in sight.

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Lol the RNC is DDOSing grindr

Ya don’t say..

Maybe Sluggo doesn’t need to be wearing long pants, a hat, and a jacket in the middle of summer?

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are squib sales tracked

6’3” freak boy bitch

"Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android" yeah buddy we know

I like Nancy just looming ominously on the other side of the counter.

A MILE OF ROPE

This place is magic. It's like 95% shitposts and then 5% the most earnest BTS fan posts. I love it.

Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

i see yet again some of you have elected to watch a political broadcast instead of frasier reruns like i am

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Disney+ Apple+ Discovery+ LGBTQIA+ Paramount+

Scammer Lynne doesn’t appreciate my humor :(

Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

“Swarthy”

The defecator is present.

The New York Times

Just here to add to the ratio

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Make a band more vegetable

Make a band more vegetable

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a dead giveaway that project 2025 was written specifically for—and with input from—trump:

Hey how do we make this fashy rag go out of business?

News Analysis: When Donald Trump was found guilty of 34 felonies, the U.S. was confronted with a historical novelty: a felon who once held the highest office in the land. Will the label actually tarnish Trump, as it has so many people over the centuries?

A Mark of Shame for 900 Years. Until Now?www.nytimes.com “Felon” carries an ancient stigma — one that falls on millions of Americans today. Trump might well redefine it.

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Where is the lie

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

Mx. D.E. Anderson

I’ve never been a thief, but this would make me so tempted to steal it, just on principle.

Move over Panera lemonade that kills you, there’s a new malicious drink on the scene

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I’m kind of on board with Kamala running for president only because it would be so funny to watch Hillary Clinton die a little inside.

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Happy July 1st everybody

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my fellow americans, for my first official act with no criminal oversight I’m going to make mitch mcconnell box a kangaroo in the octagon