Albert Burneko

Yes, correct, the *actual* Democratic response to this will be to even more scrupulously avoid even the appearance of challenging the now legally void norms of presidential power, to show the public how urgent it is to choose between someone who will abuse the office and someone who would never dare

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Maybe I'm super fucked up but having the supreme court declare that J6 was fine and good actually feels worse than J6

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Homeless people can be arrested for sleeping, Presidents cannot be arrested for rampant graft and corruption done while in office. There is no clearer a summary of "conservative 'law and order'" than this.

Joe Biden take the Supreme Court at its word and frog-march Donald Trump in front of a firing squad challenge

Joe Biden take the Supreme Court at its word and have 6 of the justices killed right now challenge

hey pals, i answered @gkamps.bsky.social's good questionnaire about life and death and believing in stuff healings.substack.com/p/healings-f...

Healings FAQ No. 11, Albert Burnekohealings.substack.com "There's no better word than "prayer" for what I'm doing all of the time, inside of myself, asking for help and mercy."

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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

you know what the Cybertruck looks like, actually? it looks like Ken Caminiti

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it's normal to think this defector.com/i-would-like...

I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defectordefector.com I saw my first Tesla Cybertruck in person a couple weeks ago. I’d driven my family into an outer satellite town of D.C., well outside our normal circuits, and there it was, around the corner from us i...

just watched it again. hits every time

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try cheese www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I was quick to ignore parental guidance, but when dad told me to take cheese off my car I should have listened | Elias Visontaywww.theguardian.com It was the youth hoodlums who threw a slice of cheese on Elias Vistonay’s car. What happened next, though, was pretty much his own fault

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seeing one of these in a parking lot on a Climate Change wednesday afternoon, wiping down the hood and using it as a griddle

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Dropping .25 lbs of pepperjack ham on that baby from a second story window and exploding half a city block

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i am serenely imagining a country with a sense of basic morality and competent leaders who want to help people. it even has the capacity to change for the better. it's fuckin awesome

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The absolutely wild thing is: This goes for ALL social aid. Just *giving people some fucking money,* literally going "OK, how much did you need?", cutting checks, and waving them out the door? COSTS LESS and HAS BETTER OUTCOMES than the current system's bureaucracy and means testing, EVERY TIME.

With alt-text because THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYONE’S EXPERIENCE & I FUCKING HATE IT. Being disabled is a godsdamn full time job battling different agencies all damn day. #NEISvoid

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The 10th anniversary of one of the most important things ever to happen on the internet. deadspin.com/rainbow-cake...

Deadspin | Rainbow-Cake Recipe Inspires Comment Apocalypsedeadspin.com Deadspin | Rainbow-Cake Recipe Inspires Comment Apocalypse

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Thanks @albertburneko.bsky.social

The 10th anniversary of one of the most important things ever to happen on the internet. deadspin.com/rainbow-cake...

Deadspin | Rainbow-Cake Recipe Inspires Comment Apocalypsedeadspin.com Deadspin | Rainbow-Cake Recipe Inspires Comment Apocalypse

it's a satisfying ending to the season in the sense that the clear best team won the title; it's also a satisfying ending to the season in the sense that this season sucked, and so did the finals, and so do the champs, and so do the runners-up

not gonna RT it over there but……. hell yeah buddy

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In such a divided world, it really is wonderful how this half-finished dirty toaster is uniting everyone in laughter

lol this stupid piece of shit

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When you're so steeped in doing war crimes that your analogy for why you're allowed to do war crimes is something Genghis Khan considered a war crime

Oh, they're AMBASSADORS, right, ambassadors, the people who you famously have permission to kill

this is lovely healings.substack.com/p/healings-f...

Healings FAQ No. 8: Puja Patelhealings.substack.com A Q&A about death and god: "I find myself chasing god every time I’m dwarfed by nature or blissed out of my mind on a dance floor."

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Here’s a nice simple guide to the US immigration process. Easy peasy

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great blog about the determination of student reporters and the damage done by Columbia: defector.com/why-did-i-sl...

Why Did I Sleep On The Turf? | Defectordefector.com COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY — I started this month by waking up in a field of turf. I had spent the entire night sleeping rigidly on the ground—a decision I had made with a mind completely clear and sober. It...

wow, the gigaton rhetorical power of pointing at a graph of abstract economic indicators and going “nuh-uh” when people express stress and anxiety about not having enough money

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Reminder that Stockholm Syndrome was invented because a kidnap victim said, accurately , that the kidnappers were more concerned with their safety than the cops were.

Retrieved captives recount their experiences in Gaza. Israeli doctors say they may have Stockholm Syndrome. Source: www.timesofisrael.com/rescued-host...