Anil Dash: How is the OpenAI board gonna fire Sam Altman just because he gave answers that sounded plausible but weren't actually accurate?

How is the OpenAI board gonna fire Sam Altman just because he gave answers that sounded plausible but weren't actually accurate?

It nice though that AI has freed him from the burden of work

OH MY GOD

Also, for the record, fuck that guy.

This skeet should have 1000 likes and retweets. Unfair, I tell you.

being a CEO is work?? anyway he just failed upwards to Microsoft didn't he? 🤑🤑

You magnificent bastard.

OMG. Funny!

Did he make up citations?

Anil. The body is still warm. Well done.

It was never warm

Heated by a GPU on its final cycles

I would like to report a murder

Since we don't have gifs here yet I'm gonna stand up from my desk and slow clap for you personally

Imma need oxygen. lolololol

there appear to be other factors

Annie Altman Abuse Allegations Against Sam Altman, Explained | The Mary Suewww.themarysue.com OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's sister Annie has seemingly come to social media multiple times, most recently in October 2023, with allegations about him.

do we really think they would care about abuse though?

no. PR tho

her story is apparently only now getting some coverage in the past 6 weeks

Exactly. MS normally wouldn’t give a single fuck, but with everyone tripping over themselves to lead in “AI,” having the CEO of their ai nonsense be an abusive shit head is bad for yet bottom line.

I am skeptical but it'd be a pleasant surprise. in my experience, people don't give a fuck about abusive leaders

generally for sure, i agree. but “microsoft gave $10b to ceo who raped his little sister” is not a headline they’ll want

Can’t believe they went with “Explained” instead of “Analyzed.”

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the brilliant satire in this commentary is going right over the heads of some folks in the replies.

The singularity is here, AGI has awakened at OpenAI and it’s first message to mankind with its post human intelligence: “Fire Sam Altman”

Anil.

By that measure every CEO ever is guilty

And your point is?

Fire them all. Have a new paradigm.

Think you kinda missed the point.

Ok

No seriously.

He comes off as a bit robotic. Any chance the AI had replaced him en route to world domination, and the board just found out?

Sadly, he is human with a soul.

(citation needed)

The answer is they fired someone just enough like him for Sam to lose his job

TFW you feed enough "Sam Bankman-Fried" headlines into the machine-learning pipeline and the OpenAI model decides "Sam Altman" meets its arbitrary threshhold for fitness

Shots fired.

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Obviously this is just a pretext, they fired him because they realized he could be replaced with ChatGPT.

I just almost choke on my coffee 😂

This is perfect.

https://bsky.app/profile/missingthept.bsky.social/post/3keg2h3yehd2i

The OpenAI Board, shaken by the human frailty evidenced by ousted CEO Sam Altman’s lack of transparency and inconsistencies, appoints ChatGPT as the company's new CEO.

The snark in this post is aged to perfection with just the right amount of bite.

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

In my head it’s still Sam Altman Fried. They’re all the same guy right I’m not crazy?

Always nice to realize that the average CEO has lost their own company more money than I will ever make. What a clever and profitable, use allocation of resources, and job assignment, system we've produced!

i've witnessed a murder

oof I’m out of the loop

The day's best skeet, no lie.

Plausible but misleading answers were meant to be an externality, of course.

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