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Bae Blade 🏳️‍⚧️ 🗡️

@baeblade.bsky.social

Trans pan poly chaos queer. Love me some anime, metal, sf/f, making shit, video games, climbing, butts. One of like 5 tops here I guess. 🔞

Chaotic stupid. She/her
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consider this: big fuckin' weed tits. made of weed
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Fucking soulless deathcult ghouls
The governors of a dozen Republican-led states — AL, AK, FL, GA, IA, MS, OK, SC, SD, TX, UT, WY — opted out of a new federal food assistance program, leaving about 9.5 million students without the aid this summer
Republican-led states are blocking summer food benefits for hungry familieswww.usatoday.com Money for food is especially tight for families in a dozen states where Republican lawmakers declined to accept federal food assistance.
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I shrank an inch ugh. One of the very few side effects of hrt i wasnt excited about. I wanna be 7ft tall damnit.
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weird how a country organized around the principle "let's monetize every single human interaction to benefit an idle, vampiric shareholder class" is falling apart like a wet cardboard box
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This reminds me that somewhere, in a box that wont be opened, the national guard has a cdrom lesson i made when i first started my career. If you do the konami code with the keyboard, a transparent sparking unicorn will appear over the lesson.
Optometrist's assistant has just informed me that the other day she pushed a button on their new equipment and it made a dancing chicken appear on screen in the middle of an appointment and none of them can figure out why they even have that button.
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all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost
It's because we all have day jobs, advances are pennies, publishers don't market, one underperforming book tanks your career, and we're expected to be well-tuned brand machines on social media websites designed to suck our souls dry.
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they have to force it down our throats bc nobody fuckin wants it their user numbers must be abysmal this is desperation
So this just happened to me on Insta. So damn sick of AI. 😡😡😡
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yr gonna be hotter than that goofy faceapp gender swap u tried as a joke, for the bit, haha just to see what it looks like aha
To clarify for all my followers who think they're cis men but dream of being hot babes: - The chances are good you'll be hotter than you think you will (dysphoria lies!) - The hormone change will likely make you FEEL better regardless
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Also learn how to compliment someone without hitting on them
People in their mid-late 30s (and older) don’t flirt with people in their early 20s challenge. Seriously, even as a joke it’s weird.
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saw several of my guyliker friends talking about some Star Wars show guy being hot and wanting to write fanfic and etc etc and I was like ugh not this shit again but then I saw a screenshot and I was like, you know what girls, you're right about this one, fic away, masturbate as much as you like
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remember when the future was all like "fly cars and robots to do mundane tasks for us" but now it's all "linear algebra that lies and steals art"
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I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT
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I hate firework noises and wish they were regulated to a single area of the city for people to enjoy the one night
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Let’s see, Google says AI is inherently broken and Goldman Sachs says there’s no return on investment for companies who use it. So what is this hype about? (Answer: it’s a classic economic bubble driven solely by greed.)
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San Francisco’s basic income program for transgender residents — one of two known guaranteed income programs catering to queer people in the country — is ending this month after budget cuts and lawsuits #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA missionlocal.org/202...#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA missionlocal.org/202...
San Francisco's basic income program for trans people to end after cuts, conservative lawsuitsmissionlocal.org Budget cuts and conservative lawsuits mean the end of San Francisco's guaranteed income program for trans people, one of just two nationally.
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Me, this summer and every summer.
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Just buy lube in bulk and save money. What, you gonna stop fuckin?
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happy disability pride month
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Most *white* Americans. There is no country on earth that imprisons more of its population than the US. Prisoners disproportionately Black. The US leads the world in child executions. Not a typo. Disproportionately Black. Life expectancy for US Black folk lower than for Uighur Chinese. Not a typo
Pretty much. What it mostly boils down to is that most Americans really don’t have the faintest idea what living under modern authoritarian regimes actually looks like, and how it’s often at the same time way more boring and way more scary than they’d imagined.
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This is wisdom. I choose to burrow until optimal foraging conditions. What do we all work for, anyway