We did drumsticks with a dry rub in a crockpot this year, and it was great and also extremely low-effort. (I did put them under the broiler for a couple minutes after they were cooked, just to get the skin crispy.)
Original post said "elastic bands", which hairbands are.
(I'm teasing/joking around btw, sorry if I came off actually confrontational. Here's a pic of how I store my elastics.)
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