Brad Ackerman

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Security engineering for Azure Edge + Platform (skeets aren’t Microsoft’s opinion unless otherwise stated)

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Remember, if the government can obtain a conviction against Bob Menendez for taking bribes and stuffing gold bars into his closet that he was given for working on behalf of a foreign government, there's nothing stopping them from indicting you for the same thing.

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Lukewarm take: King County Metro needs to issue LAWs to every bus driver to deal with fsckwits parking in bus stops, box blockers, and whomever else is stopping people from getting from point A to point B.

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getting mad at everyone on this website with any form of institutional power is not going to do anything to help bring about the political outcomes we want

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Today I saw what I suspect to be my first Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle in the wilds of Woodstock. Now keeping a weather eye out for Mysterons.

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Celebrate #Pride with Queers in Space! Check out this listicle of #LGBTQIA SF in space, including amazing books by @charliejane.bsky.social @riverssolomon.bsky.social @deuceofgears.bsky.social @daviddlevine.com @rykaaoki.bsky.social &more! benfrancisco.net/2024/06/18/q... #queer #spaceopera #scifi

It is difficult to work under these conditions.

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You might get credit for bringing down housing prices but actually the media would probably report it as a dangerous threat to landlord finances

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For a co-worker.

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From @odacm.bsky.social’s local post office, the USPS Gundam.

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Hi! The Onion is bringing back our Writing Fellowship. The fellowship has produced some of the biggest names in comedy, at The Onion and elsewhere. It was a casualty private equity. We are reviving it. The program is six months long and includes health insurance. jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

The Onion Fellowship at The Onion jobs.gusto.com

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And what would Barbra Streisand ever know about trying to suppress information leading to it amplifying information?

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They imprisoned him. They tortured him. They tried to forget about him. They didn't plan on him getting out. This Summer, Jason Statham is turning a paradise into hell. OMELAS No one's walking away from this.

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I am horribly addicted to MtG: Arena, and while I understand the rationale behind not letting players have things like deck names visible because someone would post slurs or advertising, I am still a little sad that my opponent does not know they’re fighting against “Gondor Calls For Mayonnaise.”

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What they took from us.

Take what’s yours and go While you still can While it’s still dark outside Before he’s cold

STREET BY STREET BLOCK BY BLOCK

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Senate Passes Emergency Border Funding To Prevent Female Leadership From Spreading To U.S.www.theonion.com WASHINGTON—Saying threats were at record levels after the recent presidential election in Mexico, the Senate passed emergency border funding Monday to prevent female leadership from spreading to the U...

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I thought Brexit was supposed to fix that?

🎵Mama, there's wolves in the house Mama, they won't let me out Mama, they're mating at night Mama, they won't make nice🎵 Paranormal experts say there may be a portal in UK forest letting in werewolves www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-n...

Paranormal experts say there may be a portal in UK forest letting in werewolveswww.dailystar.co.uk EXCLUSIVE: Cannock Chase in Staffordshire is known for its spooky sightings of supernatural creatures, including ghosts, werewolves and the infamous "black-eyed child"

“‘Coffee’s in the cabinet upper left of the sink.’ Outside the sky was still black, and streetlights burned. Scramble, scramble. “‘You buy it ground?’ As if he’d confessed to killing children.” — _Four Roads Cross_, @maxgladstone.bsky.social

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The geomagnetic storm seems to be winding down, so if you still need to communicate across time with your dead father via ham radio to solve your mother's murder, now's the time!

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Jesus fuck, this makes Kerbals look overly cautious!

Quote with a picture of water that you took

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“Boutique”

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They have a military ready to go on stuff like this at all times. Have you met the IDF? Do you get the political disaster this has been for Bibi? He was all ready for his judicial overhaul mid autocracy to kill his indictments & make him king& now he’s worrying about The Hague & has no job security.

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7. Adjust your withholding more precisely so you aren't giving the federal government an interest-free loan all year

Still trying to decide what to do with your federal tax refund that you got or are awaiting? Here are 6 suggestions. www.dontmesswithtaxes.com/2024/04/ways...

6 ways to use your tax refundwww.dontmesswithtaxes.com Getting a tax refund can feel like it's raining money. (Photo by Eugene Lisyuk) You filed your taxes, and now are awaiting a refund. The Internal Revenue Service's data shows the average it had issued...

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Last week I received a letter telling me that I had violated LAPD IP with my FUCK THE LAPD design. Today my lawyer @questauthority.bsky.social responded.

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Our local humane society reached out to me because they haven't had much response for their Feline Foto contest fundraiser, and I was like "I MIGHT KNOW SOME PEOPLE WITH BEAUTIFUL CATS THEY NEED TO SHOW OFF!" www.gogophotocontest.com/hsccfabfeline

Check out 6th Annual Fabulous Feline Foto Contest benefiting Humane Society of Chittenden County.www.gogophotocontest.com 6th Annual Fabulous Feline Foto Contest