Brendel: — Subium • Bluesky web client

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2 mo

"corporate ai models are more people than people" yes jack, we are aware that you have lost touch with reality

This is what happens after nearly 20 years of being told you’re the bestest boy who’s never wrong. So preventable.

Bestest Boy Syndrome is the source of so many of today's problems.

Elmer's says non-toxic so did you think of that? checkmate

IT WOULD MAKE IT TACKIER

AI thinks it's clever

Ok, but people ARE really dumb, both in public and in private, so...

Lest we forget, humans came up with the Tide pods challenge.

Jack is such a completely unserious person he has the intellectual curiosity of a soap dish of course a Large Language Model seems brilliant to him; he’s probably terrified of a Magic 8-Ball’s psychic powers

This enchanted coin is right half the time

That's a .500 batting average

way better than even Hall of Fame material!

and such a bargain

Bring back confiscatory top marginal rates.

AI has more access to everyone's public and private thoughts, which is why it tries to trick people into making chlorine gas in their washing machines

Skynet is real.

lmao and he says that as a way to sulk about bluesky having moderation

Isn't it even worse? Like, he's sulking because bluesky's moderation didn't behave exactly as he thought it would once the users could use it? If you've been in tech as long as Jack and don't know that everything goes out the window the moment users use it then were you ever really in tech?

The stupidity of the ruling class is shocking. Aggressively ignorant. Still killing the meritocracy within me.

Earning your spot in the oligarchy by virtue of being born within the right family does not reward intelligence.

Jack's version of "getting a lot of questions about my 'I'm with Stupid' with the arrow pointing to my face t-shirt ..."

Why did THESE people get access to all the best fuckin' drugs on Earth? What a waste.

Mind if I glue up?

Jack’s brain is about 98% microplastics

Even if it were real, why do we even want that?!?!

Bargain Basement Timothy Leary-ass dork

On an abstract level, I do think the idea of generalized sentiment analysis is a neat idea. People lie to polls, etc. But people are as fake online as they are in real life, it's just different patinas for different places. Wait why am I responding to a shower-thought from a big dickhead?

tbf, our global consciousness DOES seem to have been eating a lot of paste recently

Honestly I'll take your old-school evil capitalist business tycoon over whatever the hell this is

These people so hate humans and humanity... Or... They think everyone has to worship them because they are rich, and those that don't worship them must be eliminated.

Use diced cheese on my pizza, what a great idea. I've been putting a whole wheel of cheese on my pies all these years, this could be a game changer

Staple that cheese.

Sounds like someone found some twitter shares in some pant pockets

guy never left the 'smoking pot in the dorm room discussing deep thoughts' stage

Is this Jack?

Solid analysis from Jack as usual.

Who can forget?

It's only 1/8 cup. Brendel can have little a glue, as a treat.

Tbf mixing toxic glue does kinda describe Twitter so...

I imagine Jack would tilt his head like a confused puppy if you told him that some people put their private thoughts in paper notebooks

Glue for brains

Guy who is barely conscious has ideas about global consciousness.

Fucking tulip

He's right, just not in a way that reflects well on us or on ai.

I want to hear more about the cheese-bottomed pizza? 🤔

Do you think he's falsely praising Musk so that when he gets to a high trust level, he'll stab him in the back and take his company back from him?

Ra-ra-ra-rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen. There was a cat that really was gone.

Pizza that will stick to your ribs!

No no, he’s right.

It's going great for Jack

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