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Because the vibes are bad right now, here’s something we can all laugh at
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🤠 🚜🌾🌾🌾 what, like it’s hard?
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Dude who doesn't even have a clue which tomato varieties are "true to seed" and would be totally confused by the concept.
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“True to seed” sounds like science. Nick isn’t interested.
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Who’s he selling them to? Lucille Bluth?
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Nick is SO DEEP into tomatoes right now. He can’t respond.
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this man's understanding of business is the same as cookie clicker
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Seems that somewhere in there you're going to need a space quite a lot bigger than a back yard to grow all those tomato plants, quite a lot of more people than you and your family to harvest them, and quite a lot more transportation than your pickup truck to get all those tomatoes to market.
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Not to mention, where's all the water going to come from? Them's tharsty.
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Is Nick a prankster? a jester? is he making a satirical post making fun of people who dont understand scale by saying something that doesnt take into account scale? or is he a genuine idiot? i literally cannot tell anymore.
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Help help I planted the 3.9 million tomatoes instead of selling them and now the entire earth is tomatoes, I planted too greedily and too deep
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To be fair, FT (Fuzzy Tomato) is pretty cute in that movie. Such expressive leaves! 🍅
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There is something amusing with how naive Nick is. He clearly doesn't understand the farmer's plight how corporations are squeezing the life out of farmers.
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