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Because the vibes are bad right now, here’s something we can all laugh at
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It did not, in fact, seem like a flex.
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Rents it for a day just to take it through a car wash and laugh
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I do feel like you could park that on Panama City beach and rent it every day…
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Oh that would be a cash cow on the strip by club la vela if this were 2002.
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🤠 🚜🌾🌾🌾 what, like it’s hard?
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Dude who doesn't even have a clue which tomato varieties are "true to seed" and would be totally confused by the concept.
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“True to seed” sounds like science. Nick isn’t interested.
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Who’s he selling them to? Lucille Bluth?
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Nick is SO DEEP into tomatoes right now. He can’t respond.
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this man's understanding of business is the same as cookie clicker
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Seems that somewhere in there you're going to need a space quite a lot bigger than a back yard to grow all those tomato plants, quite a lot of more people than you and your family to harvest them, and quite a lot more transportation than your pickup truck to get all those tomatoes to market.
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Not to mention, where's all the water going to come from? Them's tharsty.
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Is Nick a prankster? a jester? is he making a satirical post making fun of people who dont understand scale by saying something that doesnt take into account scale? or is he a genuine idiot? i literally cannot tell anymore.
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Help help I planted the 3.9 million tomatoes instead of selling them and now the entire earth is tomatoes, I planted too greedily and too deep
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To be fair, FT (Fuzzy Tomato) is pretty cute in that movie. Such expressive leaves! 🍅
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There is something amusing with how naive Nick is. He clearly doesn't understand the farmer's plight how corporations are squeezing the life out of farmers.
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It's easy when you can grow tomatoes in the sky above your house.
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He's really gonna struggle to rent it 10 days out of the month lol
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The resale market has gone from $300k in January to $125k now. Makers has completely bottomed out. Who’s have thunk folks don’t like getting opened laughed at by strangers whenever they leave their house?
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Jesus Christ those typos are embarrassing
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You know what else is embarrassing
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What’s that Nik I’m almost scared to ask
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Not as embarrassing as driving a Cybertruck though ;)
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He needs 5 days a month to break even lol. That's before maintenance and taxes/misc ownership costs. Good luck man!
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Honestly shocked that someone easily suckered into thinking his car would pay for itself would also have terrible credit.
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Tempting to do the Seinfeld bit of buying supplemental insurance and just abuse the shit out of it
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Could just stop at “it” tbh
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Since when is there $70k worth of tax savings on electric cars? And I'd love to buy a $126k car and not be about to use it 1/3 of the time because I'm renting it out just to afford it. Insurance will love it.
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I saw this elsewhere and he's apparently misunderstood something in the tax codes AND confused tax deductions with credits.
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I am screeching with delight
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This is what I came here for
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My guess, he's using it as a "business" vehicle
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He's still not going to get $70k in tax benefits.
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With any luck he tries and gets smacked by the IRS
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He's gonna learn about ROI the hard way.
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Also gonna learn just cause the car costs 70k doesn’t mean you get the full 70k off your tax bill, much less any APPORTIONED percentage since he is posting that it’s a ‘cool vehicle’, means it has personal value for him, so he’d be able to get even less of a credit. If any.
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dude has confused "write off" with "tax credit" and that's not even with amortization and depreciation factored in. gonna love seeing the conclusion to his story, those tears'll rust his buckst