Coach Finstock: Henry Ford indeed — Subium • Bluesky web client

Henry Ford indeed

Ford was less of a “master plan” guy, more of a “final solution” guy.

I mean Muskrat inches closer to that every day as well, sooo…

Step 1. Announcement of plan to have a plan. Step 2. Profit

Gonna start calling twitter the dearborn independent.

“I’m gonna make my employees call me Master while I plan which ones to impregnate.”

😬

Because Master Plans 1-3 were found...wanting.

If at first you don’t succeed…

Close enough.

Soon enough there’ll be a five year plan…

Simply because I will happily use any mention of Ford as an excuse to say this: a major reason he got into carmaking was because he really, REALLY hated horses

They gave him $50 billion to come up with this

Give me $50 billion and I can come up with WAY better shit than he does. Then again, that's not a very high bar.

He's going to make a racecar and call it the Master Racer.

Here comes the Reichswagen

Better the Truckster then the cybertruck.

He's got the racism part dialed in.

Is there an 11th chapter in this plan?

He's gotta juice the fraud machine. What will he announce as part of The Plan? Teleportation? Time travel? Cold fusion? Doesn't need to be believable or even scientifically possible, just needs to generate new vibes for the rubes

Is Master Plan IV a five year plan?

maybe he will buy Guyana?

Hush! What if master plan 4 is a plan to blow up the entire company? Sure that would be EPIC 🫠🤪

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Plan Z should do it.

PT barnum.

IT WILL BE EPIC

taking over Infrastructure Week for the Deep Yam Dipshit

Musk: It's a chair with a flamethrower on the seat! Everyone: Why would I need? Wouldn't that just burn me when I sit do- Musk: It will cost 200m to make, we will charge you 50K to buy, we will make 14Tri in profits through massive sales. Later: BurnChair explodes in the wrong way when you sit do-

I'm going to need to think about this a bit

More like Plan 9, from outer space.

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