alan mustache: every time one of these freaks tries to act relatable it only reinforces how out of step with normal people they are

every time one of these freaks tries to act relatable it only reinforces how out of step with normal people they are

lens down glasses smdh

[internally screaming]

Cooking it with natural outdoor heat

organic photons

Chuck Schumer looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before the grill. Very very disrespectful.

p slutty… wud u tap?

i'd give a little squeeze

you know those nipples are the color and size of a slice of salami. 💋

better be spicy salami

give the wheeze a squeeze

Could’ve stopped with the glizzies and then took the photo. They got greedy with the e. coli burger

"the median voter loves explosive shits"

If you’re still in line for the bathroom stay in line

lol

who tf puts the dogs on before the burgers? psychopath shit

Some of us like our hot dogs crunchy-chewy, tyvm

going to the coney island and asking for 2 crunchy-chewy with everything and being escorted to the back of the building where the albanian mafia puts several bullets in my skull

If they were willing to cut out Joey chestnut the rest of us don’t have a chance

he didn’t put his feet on the grille?

oooh le grille so fancy

americans ruined grilling because they are never grilleing

lmao poor chuckie gettin’ roasted for this (unlike them raw ass burgers), like my guy why would you post this y’all ready know the internet is full of wolves ready 2 chomp ya up (again, unlike them raw ass burgers)

why is a raw patty on the spatula, is he flipping it? too early. Is he moving it from tray to grill? Is he just posing with it like "human activity ENGAGE"

Yeah this is a mistake you only make once, suggesting he has never grilled a burg before or even paid attention someone else was doing it

The Joker smile doesn’t help.

to the joker this burger is well done

Oh Batman, I’m serving people undercooked beef 😈

Why so rare?

i actually grill the slice of kraft single first then just toss chunks of unseasoned ground beef atop

I don't know or particularly care if he normally keeps kosher, but if he does and he still did this then it is even more debasing.

Also, he’s violating the nyc fire code (grill must be 10 feet from building). Or he would be if the grill was actually on

I'm not a grilling expert but it looks like the left and right burners are on. It looks like they didn't let the burgers cook...to begin with? Also I agree about the fire code. Would also be violating that in Virginia as well.

I just want to go through this image like it's in Highlights Magazine and circle all the shit that's wrong.

Lizards don’t technically need to cook their meat

I really, really dislike Chuck, but if that's white cheddar there's no issue.

My brother in christ zoom in on those burger patties

OH WHAT THE FUCK? ASSCLOWN BEHAVIOR!

Yeah, I see no charcoal at all

oh so you want Trump to win

Everybody hates you now, Chuck. You’ve finally done it. Inviting Bibi was bad but this is beyond the pale. Pale, get it, Chuck, the meat is pale. You gotta turn on the fire..

And lazy! Like how hard is it to fire up a grill and work it for 30 minutes?

If you’re going to stage a photo, at least make an effort.

Those patties look like they're made out of plastic

Seems ok. This time… "Our family has lived in an apartment building for all our years, but my daughter and her wife just bought a house with a backyard and for the first time we’re having a barbeque with hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill!" Schumer posted on X on Sunday. "Father’s Day Heaven!"

Gramps always used to brag about how rare he liked his hamburger. “Just pass it by the oven kiddo.” Have some E. coli Gramps!

Fisher-Price ass burger

:: andre3000 voice :: whats cooler than grillin cool? ice cold

aw come on chuck really

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