yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
Colorado reports the 4th human infection with the #birdflu virus circulating in cows. Farmworker. Symptoms like cases 1 & 2 — conjunctivitis. Has recovered. At this point it's clearly an #H5 infection; @CDC will be testing to see if there is enough virus to confirm the N type. This is not surprising
All the logistical, bureaucratic issues of replacing a candidate, navigating multiple deadlines and such, all these issues would also happen if that candidate just dropped dead at an inopportune time.
With candidates this old, for this long, you'd hope someone would have planned for just that.
Honestly still in shock that the most crooked American President in history said "I need immunity" and the GOP Supreme Court said "well, it's nowhere in the constitution, but sure, why not? Whats the worst that could happen?"
fuck man, I don't even know what to say anymore. One political party wants to burn everything to the ground and institute theocratic, kleptocratic autocracy. I think this is bad, just one man's opinion.
Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise
$20 50 years from now it'll be common knowledge that large swathes of US right-wing elites, including the SCOTUS justices, were actively and directly conspiring to illegally affect a coup in 2024
Know your ghost sounds!
Poltergeist - Boooooo!
Polterguest - What’s your Wi-Fi password?
Poltergeese - Honk! Honk!
Poltergist - Three examples is plenty. You get the idea.
"Hmm, this isn't about me," he thought after reading the post. "I'll keep reading other posts from other people and hope that person has a nice day." And then everything was fine and no one was mad
The “anti woke” star wars fans have pivoted from “the acolyte ruined star wars” to “the girls were too good at fighting in the cool lightsaber battle” which is kind of an admission of defeat
watching columbo. two people are on the phone. one asks if they can meet at the office at 7, the other says “7? babe it’s friday night, everyone’s gone by 6. PLUS there’s a game at the sports arena!”
A GAME. AT THE SPORTS ARENA.
no time to pick to a sport, we have murders to write
I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track
I looked 'round
And there was no steering rack
My mind raced
And I thought, what could I do?
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you
Sound of leaving moms
Beating in my heart
The thunder of chuds
Tore me apart
I've been
Cybertrucked
people find it so hard to believe that stormtroopers from Star Wars have terrible aim
probably because bad equipment
it's 2024 on earth and we have two of the most valuable companies in the history of the world: one of them is making airplanes that crash, the other makes trucks that can't get wet
