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People like to ask me “who’ll win in 2024,” and it’s pretty simple: Biden will announce a new COVID lockdown and activate his illegal immigrant shock troops to suppress the MAGA vote in November, then resign so the electoral college can appoint Michelle Obama.
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what role will the Marshal of the Supreme Court have in this scenario?
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AB: The Marshal, my lord? K: Shall dance and wink ‘til pent-up heart is burst For ne’er has been a marechal who was not jester first.
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NYT headline: “Things Are Much Better Now For Everyone… But Should They Be?”
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Sadly, this will show up as “proof” on Qanon websites.
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What is this, a fox news thing? I live in Gaetz' red AF district & locals keep saying this.
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I'm in Mike McCaul's red AF district --- same.
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Brain poisoning by copium overdose tbh
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Are the people in his district proud of what he's done so far in Congress? Is there ANY chance they vote him out?
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lmao no, there is no chance. I really cant put into words how far right the voting base is here. They spent most of last night's meeting claiming they were being persecuted for being MAGA, & literally everyone is a republican. They dont have Ds to fight here so they fight within their own party.
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You can guess why my ass stays in the fucking woods most of the time here.
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Pending SCOTUS granting complete immunity, he will put Trump in Supermax, so do we really need an election?
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what about the stealth Antifa buses
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Don’t forget Howard Deans redemption arc to vice president
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Kamala Harris is reassigned to direct the new Bureau of False Flags and Taking Guns.
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I've been recalling him fondly recently. 🤣
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Michelle Obama will then reveal she's actually a man and will force everyone to eat one bag of spinach a day or they will be sent to the camps.
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i saw this *exact* claim blasted over the chat in the live feed of trumps speech last night
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AM radio was doing the immigrants as shock troops bit on the drive home yesterday.
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Is that gonna be a bubble on the actual ballot or do we have to write it in
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I sometimes find it hard to distinguish between satire and things believed by Trump supporters.
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Wouldn't that be fantastic, not just for the USA but the world in general Michelle Obama, appointed Monday, everything sorted by Friday Party on Saturday Lie in Sunday And everyone would be really happy
I like how this platform lets regular Joes like me hear the real skinny from the hard-working journalists who have their ears to the ground. Both ears, at the same time.
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uhg what's taking him so long
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Dodging the question I see. Why can’t you just say Klaus Schwab wins?
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(I love this but - living in my particular US State is warping my "appreciate sarcasm ability " to vanish.) State GOP Triads forecast what they want for our country - and waaay beyond.
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Spot on, Dave. Spot on. Someone ought to give you a PhD. Lol 😄
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It's like Operation Jade Helm all over again, promise me Dave that if anything happens to me you'll take care of my guns (they're hidden in a garage crawlspace)
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What! The did not drown tragically in a boating accident?
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It’s like you overheard the conversation I had with my friend who works for a Trump supporter, they actually believe stuff like that. They thought Biden was going to come to their doors and take their guns while forcing them to get vaccinated.
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Lockdown! Lockdown! Lockdown!
If I join the shock troops is there like a t-shift I have to buy or can we just wear whatever?
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Where does Full Communism and dethroning God come into the plan
Good to see the plan hasn’t changed since our last cabal meeting.
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When do the crews show up to remove everyone’s gas stoves and male genitalia?
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Lol, where'd you cook up that little nugget of shit?
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Finally, someone who gets it.
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God, I hate that Poe's Law exists.
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Except the people who believe that will all vote