David

@daviderroll.bsky.social

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Minimizing anger, ignorance and attachment (if slowly).
this is sacrasm or jokng around
This is 100% serious.

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not enough doctors recommend a holiday to the south of France any more

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I said this elsewhere, but the thing that riles me up about this is that the entire case here is "Trump, a convicted felon and rapist, will not do these things because it is against the law." If I made this argument in front of a judge, I STG my client and I would BOTH get held in jail.

“fuck you, deported” “what about my lawyer?” “ha ha, fuck you, deported” not enough staff? declare national security threat, take money out of the military budget, who’s gonna stop him “who’s gonna stop him” is, fundamentally, the key to everything Trump says he will do in the second term

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David

These people really don’t get what happens if Trump takes power again.

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These people really don’t get what happens if Trump takes power again.

NYT's immigration beat reporter examined Trump's plan for mass deporation thru the lens that policies and rules and courts matter The people she interviewed are in that same bubble They don't Trump and Miller aren't going to follow laws. They intend to wreak havoc and expect no one to stop them

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vioLA Guns

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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Swim Jeans 👖

guy whose favorite bible story is david and goliath: what teh h*ck

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David

Maybe THIS will be the dumbest thing I read today: Florida’s education commissioner announced Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice as a book of the month to “highlight the importance of American pride.” Can’t make this stuff up. H/t @ericcolumbus.bsky.social

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jesus

Change in Headline

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13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up “raccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like “yup, that’s a bear doing its laundry” - German: Waschbär (washbear) - Danish: vaskebjørn (wash bear) - Bulgarian: миеща мечка (washing machine bear)

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James

addams family dollar

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I want the main stream media to cover the issue of Trump's unfitness to lead as heavily as they have Biden's age.

youd think wordle could have come up with ᴛʀᴜᴍᴘ and ᴜɴғɪᴛ in fewer guesses than it took

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Mitchell Epner

as good a time as any to re-up this (Sisu fans: IYKYK)

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Junior Scholars: Project 2025 is now breaking through to public consciousness. The more people learn about it, the more they hate it. Now is a great time to search that website, go to the section of your expertise, and write an oped. Keep the drip of bad news for them coming, all the way to Nov.

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executive editor, barbell quarterly

"cool van but – that wizard…he…" "yeah hes got neurofibromatosis"

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Emily Gorcenski

could repurpose

youd think wordle could have come up with ᴛʀᴜᴍᴘ and ᴜɴғɪᴛ in fewer guesses than it took

New from the New York Times Editorial Board: Donald Trump is unfit to lead (gift link)

Opinion | Donald Trump Is Unfit to Leadwww.nytimes.com He failed the tests of leadership and betrayed America. Voters must stand up to him in November.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

Tune in half-steps and you have more than an octave without fretting anything?

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David

This shit right now is why FDR pretended he could walk.

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Dropped Mike

[shoving fingrs in mouth] whoa delicious

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Kieran Healy

youd think theyd have it down pat after giving turmp so many kid glove headlines

If you see this, post a photo without explanation.

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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence

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I’m sorry, this is more than “a caveat,” it’s actually the whole story.

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THE sentence of the day: A Macronist incumbent in the Marseille region came in 3rd in her seat. She just dropped out to support the left. She said, about why she's maneuvering to block the far-right: "Defeats happen, but you can never recover from dishonor."

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And speaking of Baltimore, I'm sure my followers are waiting on pins and needles for my latest update on our astonishing fall in homicides. The wait is over! 😏

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Rory Blank (on vacation)

some slow Horses enrgy here

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Take a lesson: www.inquirer.com/opinion/edit...

To serve his country, Donald Trump should leave the race | Editorial Boardwww.inquirer.com Biden had a horrible night Thursday. But the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump.

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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם)

Standards have never applied to Republicans.