Thinking about the Trump aide who has to gas Trump up when he's getting mad about Taylor Swift. "She could never do the sort of deals you do, sir, and you're frankly the superior dancer." Some 34yo former lacrosse guy who wears a suit every day and hasn't been paid in nine weeks. I hope he's well.
Honestly it's probably worse than we can imagine, Trump says some shit about Taylor Swift, you say "oh absolutely sir," and then you have to listen to a 35-minute speech comparing and contrasting every 80s pop star Trump ever propositioned/sexually assaulted
“Grace Jones - now that artwork was really nice, loved that. Not really my style though. You know who was good?! I liked ABBA. All that blonde hair, really something. Shoulda called it Dancing King though, that’s what I woulda done.”
We liked Miley, right? Miley Cyrus... We liked Hannah Montana. She put on the wig and she was a different person. You think that could work? Rudy thinks it could work.
“Sir, president trump I apologize. I wasn’t quoting a talking heads lyric. Yes sir I know you were more famous than them in the 80s. Yes I also know you were bigger than Basquiat. You were huge, sir”
Nah, screw that. I hope he has nightmares of a half-naked, unpainted Trump stomping about like an ochre-and-eggshell-painted Wish dot com Gamera because baby isn't getting enough attention. Lacrosse Boy didn't go in blind. LOL!
"...has to gas trump up..."
You mean a trump fluffer? His airman? The wind beneath his wings, so to speak ( if wings = butt cheeks & wind is breaking)?
He’s probably actually 23 years old and breathlessly excited to sacrifice his soul because he bought into the cult of Trump and thinks this is his ticket to never ending glory. Also probably a nepo baby of some sort 🙈
I'm imagining this guy like the straight-out-of-bschool Mafia franchisee in "Snow Crash," who is very clearly out of his depth and has no ready way to back out.
