You can also add text replacement rules for the shit it tries to stomp on, so that the word is "replaced" by itself. These days, I use this even more to prevent it from capitalizing things I don't usually want capitalized (simple words that it assumes are proper names, religious characters, etc.)
Now let's see what got hidden at the end of the article...
To come up with this miraculous result, they simply had to do was assume that we're just a few years away from a NINE HUNDRED PERCENT IMPROVEMENT IN ROCKET EFFICIENCY.
Extremely half-baked thoughts I had about fixing Event Horizon a couple years ago, when I heard someone was working on a TV series version of it:
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I forgave the article because it also included this information. (And also because it somehow did not entertain the idea of increasing tuna consumption as a solution)
Slenderma'am has great potential if fully divorced of the context of this (th)inspiration. It's got... legs. Anyway, here's a joke I should be more ashamed of:
