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abolish everything

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Come see the violence inherent in the system.
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My mom had a box spring with big eye hooks screwed into the corners. I pointed them out and she said, without a moment's pause, "I was trying to hang it from the ceiling." I scoffed at this ruse and she exclaimed "hey it was worth a try!"
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"alpha male" this, "sigma male" that, just admit that you saw trans people inventing cool genders and got jealous
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The music choices in that movie are so "that guy", it's kind of amazing from a certain perspective.
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Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know you ignored the Holocaust but can we talk about my period?
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I will never forget the time Biden said "if you don't vote for me, you ain't Black" and the response from your average Democrats ranged from "yeah, basically" to "ohh, Biden, you gotta love the old kook" with not a single instance of "he said WHAT?" to be found.
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Me: look, a mature woodcock Friend: how can you tell it’s mature Me: it doesn’t giggle when you say woodcock The Woodcock: grow up guys
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The remake/reboot actually has some bits that work. Like, Chris Hemsworth as the clueless himbo receptionist is so good. I don't love some of the writing for Leslie Jones, but this series poorly serving Black characters is almost canon in itself.
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Conservatives: "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" The Epstein Files: *name Donald Trump a bunch* Conservatives: "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
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absolutely no running around the fountain of youth. we had three guys horsing off in here last week and two of them are babies now
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said i'd love her if she was a worm a bit too enthusiastically and now she definitely thinks i'm desperate to fuck a worm
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Yep. It reiterated the prohibition and formalized support for it going all the way to the top of the exec branch.
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One of the guys from These Arms are Snakes was *desperate* to hear a recording when there was a rumor that Jello Biafra was specifically citing them while slagging off long band names. Not just to hear Jello saying the name, but to hear him saying it with *disdain*, and TBH yeah I get it.
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"We regret to inform you that..."
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You know it would happen.
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I just want to talk to the person that named "decorators".
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And Mothra loves you
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Well that's weird
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Two seconds ago, we were all like “fuck Biden, that musty old genocider,” and now we see that he is literally falling apart and suddenly half the chat is like “be nice to paw paw,” NO!!!!!
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They're really good, especially the first two. He set himself a mission to increase Serge Gainsbourg's musical presence in the English-speaking world.
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That time that Serge Gainsbourg recorded an absolute banger of a diss track in 1967
Serge Gainsbourg - Requiem Pour Un Conyoutu.be 7" Single : Serge Gainsbourg - Requiem Pour Un Con (1968)
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I just find it weirdly challenging to clarify this point without making it sound remotely like a defense. :D
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doi gggggg th atmow
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On this 4th of July, ask yourself "What is a Hot Dog? And is it a sandwich?" @swordsjew.bsky.social asked 30 professors of semiotics, linguistics, ontology, psycholinguistics, information science and other pertinent disciplines to find out. buttondown.email/theswordandt...
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happy death to america day y'all
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To be more accurate, he's a rapist who was found liable in civil court for defaming the woman he assaulted. He's not been convicted of rape at this time.
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This 4th of July it’s important to remember that it’s not fireworks your dog is afraid of but rather the unfettered corruption of the American government