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there is something extraordinarily weird about how you'll be driving through a seemingly relatively normal US state and suddenly there's this patch where everyone apparently thinks theyre in Bavaria or something, even fuckin Frankfurt doesnt have this many German restaurants lined up side by side
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my fav part is how everyone in the replies has a diff state theyre sure this is about, QED folks
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We're mostly Palatinate. Other side of Germany.
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Amish isn’t quite like Bavaria.
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Texas has at least two. Pflugerville- they lay really heavily into that Pf thing. Fredericksburg- where Stephen Austin settled a bunch of German immigrants back in the day. There are pockets throughout the hill country. Growing up in Michigan, Frankenmuth takes the title.
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ha! I was assuming Leavenworth but now I hope someone makes a map of all the little ersatz Bavarias in the US
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Kinda hope you’re in the Amana Colonies.
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I was being given a tour of Huntsville, AL once and my host referred to an area as “Germantown”, I innocently asked why so many Germans were there & was told “they came after the war”. Then I remembered that NASA is headquartered there…
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'V 2 can share in the American Dream'
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I see and am delighted by what you did there.
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One interesting consequence of the Americans not landing on the moon first in “For All Mankind” is that the US government stops giving cover to Wernher von Braun, so he’s raked over the coals in court and in the media about his Nazi past, and is persona non grata afterwards.
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"The Russians scare us, we hate the French, the British can't afford us, but the Americans . . . ."
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There were a pile too in west Texas. The Nazi offspring got to go to the good schools Mexican Americans were denied until the 1960s/1970s.
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Holland, Michigan imported an entire Dutch windmill.
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It’s illegal to pick tulips there (they line the streets), and they have a little motel with a pool shaped like a Dutch wooden shoe and the sign outside says “wooden shoe like to stay here?” It all sounds wholesome until one realizes that Betsy DeVos lives there and they invented the WWJD bracelet
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sw mi would be paradise if it weren't for the fuckin dutch reformed church and their legacy of right wing shitbaggery
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It’s weird bc my mom’s brother was from Eastern MI and eventually ended up in Holland bc he was a plastic surgeon whose work took him there (that’s where the rich people are) and the speed at which he became a racist bully Christian was astonishing.
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He was always quiet and not obvious about it until during the pandemic he made some kind of post about how COVID is God’s judgment and I responded, are you aware that COVID is disproportionately affecting people of color, and now knowing that, what is your response?
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Huh. I had no idea. We just went once to look at tulips and buy some tacky stuff my Dutch partner hadn't had since highschool.
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Yes but Frankenmuth MI's restaurants all have waiters in lederhosen.
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If they were real Little Germanies they'd be full of kebab joints.
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Droools in Stuttgart kebab
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michigan has a town called frankenmuth with the slogan "michigan's little bavaria"
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Decent chicken at Zehnder's. Maybe not worth the line, but overall pretty good.
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one side of my family came to detroit to escape the holocaust. frankenmouth has... never been on our list of travel destinations.
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And then there's Helen, Georgia, where they leaned in hard to the aesthetic. The Taco Bell looks like a Swiss chalet.
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Oh, Leavenworth I take it? 😂
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All-American Lawrence Welk grew up in a German-speaking community in North Dakota and didn't learn English until he was 21.
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I wouldn't describe Wisconsin as "relatively normal", but maybe that's just me.
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My two most recent states, Washington and Texas, have this. Just WHY. Do German immigrants get handed some sort of town plan when they leave?
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In the case of Leavenworth, at least, it was a deliberate marketing decision!
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I mean, I think this is frequently the case. But it isn't like we have a diverse "it's a small world" collection of these towns across the country.
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Only tangentially related, but now I'm thinking about the dinosaur town over on the east side
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I love finding cute little places like this! Not just German, but any heritage. I think some are a deliberate choice - Amana Colonies, Solvang, etc that want to keep their heritage. Some unfortunately have roots in racism - like Chinatowns, Locke, CA, etc.
This is in Central Illinois:
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Also had this experience in southern Brazil - menus in black letter type, German-speaking staff. A less than welcoming vibe.
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I can’t speak to that phenomenon, but in NJ, some towns have specific purveyors of Really Good German Foodstuffs. This is aside from the PA Dutch farmers markets (which are generally run by Amish/Mennonite folks). But one of NJ’s charms is that one can get all kinds of “ethnic” food there.
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i love the fact that in my semi-rural town in Mercer County the convenience store is now run by Gujaritis. Get the Nanwich, it's *fabulous*. You can also get Beef Barbacoa & Rice at lunchtime, & ofc top-notch egg, cheese, & pork roll sandwiches for breakfast
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Damn. I am here for any of those options!
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Hopewell Borough, Michael's Deli. IYKYK
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Hopewell?! Thanks, on my list of places to check out.
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This area in Texas is so large and so old that it has its own unique dialect. Over one in eight people in the area still speak German as their first language. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_G...
Texas German language - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
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This is why the Finnish town in the Pacific Northwest in Alan Wake 2 felt pretty realistic tbh