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Luxury burnout

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my god, it's full of stars
most twee guy at my improv class? that’d have to be yes anderson.
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We here at The Doctor Demento Show would like to express our sincerest apologies for today's program. When we invited Tom Lehrer on the show, it was in hopes of having a frank and honest exchange of ideas about local avian fauna. The last thing we would condone is hate speech, and as such, his comme
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I know I should just never read youtube comments, but people online talking about how to make lamb taste less like lamb because lamb tastes bad* should be shot out of a cannon into a vat of sheep dip. *With no acknowledgement that this is an entirely subjective dickhead take on the topic
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Every once in a while I am reminded that we are only one of several groups with a claim to the title "human", and it makes me a little sad I'll never meet them. As many as *8* now-extinct species of human may have been alive at the same time as us, roughly 300,000 years ago.
The most ancient human genome yet has been sequenced—and it’s a Denisovan’s 🏺🧪 www.science.org/content/arti... 200,000-year-old DNA from Siberian cave shows our elusive, extinct cousins mated repeatedly with Neanderthals
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Worth thinking about how long Tolkien goes on in Return of the King about despair being a weapon, and presenting defeat as a forgone conclusion being a deliberate and effective tactic
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As an MSW, I’m giving LPCs some serious side-eye right now
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I will never forget the interview, shortly after Ozy Media Inc. was formed, where Carlos Watson said he named it after the poem, because "the lesson you take from [Ozymandias] is that you have to dream big." So that's why liberal arts education is important.
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I'm in a meeting and all I can think about is the chunk of smoked duck breast in the fridge that I could be slicing very thinly and eating with my hands
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I wish "no sugar added" meant "not sweet" instead of "we added a bunch of headache inducing bullshit".
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A remake of THE KILLER, only more gay and more ridiculous and co-starring the guy from Lupin?! Was this in any way necessary? No. Will I be seeing it on opening night? Absolutely the fuck yes.
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Woooooowwww Paul Noth for NYer today
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I maintain that getting endless fucking emails about mindfulness from my employer is an example of a lack of boundary between religion and professional life in America and it makes me want to throw bricks. Stripped of its spiritual roots it is also corrupted to the cult of productivity.
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1. You inspired me to look up raccoon - I did not realize they were native to north america 2. I did not realize the etymology: arocoun, from Algonquian (Powhatan) arahkun, from arahkunem "he scratches with the hands."
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Also shout out to this medieval sex worker who reported to the group chat which men had game and which did not.
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This week #InsertAnInvert2024 is about troglofauna: the cave dwellers. 🧪🐡 I’m veering from the suggested species to illustrate some #invertebrates I travelled to see, in the glowworm cave of Waitomo. I love bioluminescence and being a bit claustrophobic I was proud that I ventured into caves, 🧵1/n
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Saw someone’s take is “Bouie not being here won’t make or break” this site. I am happy to say some things about how platform migration works. It’s true, one user never makes or breaks anything, but for U.S. users the presence of young Black folks has driven the popularity of new tech for decades 1/?
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13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up “raccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like “yup, that’s a bear doing its laundry” - German: Waschbär (washbear) - Danish: vaskebjørn (wash bear) - Bulgarian: миеща мечка (washing machine bear)
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🌪️ PSA: A tornado WATCH means a tornado may be forming soon and you should prepare, whereas a tornado WARNING means it’s here and you need to take cover *now.* To help remember the difference: if it’s a tornado WATCH, you’ve got TIME ⌚️
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Another one! The LA Times is hiring a film critic. They're looking for someone experienced (as they should), but damn, there are so many outstanding critics out there. Spread the word, if you would be so kind filmsky! 🔥🎬https://us241.dayforcehcm.com/CandidatePortal/en-US/nantmedia/Posting/View/178
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an underrated plus of living in Boston is that absolutely no one believes this
People, I beg of you, please stop assuming someone who went to an Ivy is smart
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Spotted this beautiful Pincushion Hakea (Hakea laurina) flowering in a local national park. Endemic to #WesternAustralia, the wild populations are listed as vulnerable. I suspect this one was a garden escapee #biodiversity #ozflora #ozplants #PerthHills 🌿
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Hey wanna see something not terrible? One of the Moth Appreciators brought a rosy maple moth stuffed animal for good luck, then we found a rosy maple moth. Gathering around the moth on a stick is a nice & wholesome activity. Sometimes things are good.