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Oh my god, is there a competition amongst the pundits for the most trash political take?

I know what those words mean individually but together they are just a morass of stupidity.

That's a Pulitzer PRIZE-winning morass of stupidity from Kathleen "Right Once Every 1000 Columns" Parker

Maureen Dowd must be kicking herself for not thinking of this one first.

To the 10th power.

Kathleen Parker, she’s been outdated 20 yrs or more, too bad no one close to her will tell her 🤷‍♀️

Previously, by Kathleen Parker: wapo.st/3zwOjeC

Opinion | Calm down. Roe v. Wade isn’t going anywhere.wapo.st A more conservative Supreme Court would still lag behind the culture.

Yup, exactly.

Oh, /that/ Kathleen Parker.

Not just the 'calm down' Parker, but the insane doppleganger Parker.

Opinion | Is there a Kavanaugh doppelganger?www.washingtonpost.com In a case without evidence, witnesses or corroboration, mistaken identity would be a welcome resolution.

Her latest articles about the election too lead me to ask who, politically, is she working for?

Maybe Jill and the rest of the Biden family can break it to her gently.

???

I can't

Oh hail no

I know you think this is clickbait, but you can’t trick me into reading something that stupid, Kathleen.

No one hates women more than conservative white women.

I’m almost angry that I stopped subscribing to the Post a year ago because that means I can’t tell them that because of this I’m cancelling my subscription.

Jeezus that is some crude fucking misogyny.

"Biden has 99 problems and a bitch IS one"

TWO. A bitch is two of his problems, apparently. It's right there, Allan. Geez.

Tryna do a fake news, caught with my pants down - no surprises

Biden has 81 problems

Did ChatGPT write this?

That's a very charitable explanation

Haha true

Generate a headline in the style of Douglas j balloon but with some 2015 style sexism and cat fight vibes

I put that in ChatGPT and it gave me this, which, to be honest, is pretty much what the WSJ said about Musk and his 'boundary blurring' relationships with employees: "Benevolent Boss Treats Office Like Sorority House, Pits Women Against Each Other for 'Queen Bee' Title"

Doesn't really sound very benevolent

Thank you for your service, good sir 🫡Wild stuff.

Very Big Autocomplete does not have the capacity for either artificial intelligence or artificial ignorance

I'm stealing Very Big Autocomplete, thanks for that

you are welcome!

these mfs are just playing Mad Libs at this point lol

It's actually kind of wild to watch the entire beltway media sphere spin out now that Biden refused to give them his scalp. With every horrid take, they're revealing just how deeply unserious these calls for Biden to step down are.

It's kind of funny too that they're going nuclear on a long holiday weekend. I'm beginning to think nobody but a handful of we politics nerds will even know that this all happened.

I guess by this standard anyone who reads the column has a woman problem

Hooray, the “calm down” columnist has weighed in.

[snort] Any "woman problem" Biden does or doesn't have in the White House absolutely pales in comparison to the "woman problem" Trump has on the entire fucking planet. Trump's a goddamn rapist FFS. And possibly a pedophile.

Maureen dowd must be on vacation this week or something

I will say, there is truth in advertising. This is certainly... an opinion.

SMH...

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"womens, amirite???" - WAPO, apparently

Remember that column I wrote that everyone widely mocked that was even dumber than the last top five dumb ones? Hold my Bordeaux

My god, her brain sucks so bad. So bad.

The back flips people are making about why Biden isn't successful that isn't "he is a genocidal centrist"

Kathleen Freaking Parker 🙄

Who is she?

Washington Post columnist and frequent purveyor of bothsidesisms, misinformation, and outright disinformation.