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[singsong voice] the ideal term for someone you want to insult is "dipshit"
there’s truly a wild and wonderful world of profanity one can avail themselves of without running afoul
I feel like dingus is due for a comeback.
Jinx! I'm pleased that the Youth have resurrected the term "dingus" which is both charmingly retro and also wonderfully diminishing of its target.
Yeah my kids all use dingus. I love it.
Someone on here is pioneering “you’re an absolute airport vending machine tuna sandwhich” and I love it.
I use ‘dingus’ all the time, just ask my dog…
I’m a big fan of dingleberry.
Dingus is good. I'm trying to bring back dingleberry.
I've been trying out the "dick" variations - "thumbdick", "pindick", etc. Perfect for the tactical sunglass big ol' pickup truck types around here.
Oh I’ve been doing this for a while and I love it, highly recommend
I'm pleased that the Youth have resurrected the term "dingus" which is both charmingly retro and also wonderfully diminishing of its target.
Fond of "doofus" for those reasons as well.
This is “fucking clown” erasure.
Any two-syllable gender neutral word is a winner.
I’ve been trying to go back to using fuckwomble more now that I’m not around kids as much
"fuckweasel" is good too if you wanna switch it up
Most people would assume mustidilae references are compliments when I say them, but it’s a fun one!
Fair point; "fuck-knuckle" also has the same cadence
The army had many things to teach me
Cockwomble is my preferred kid-friendlier variant.
The kids? It doesn't quite pack the same punch, but sure, why not?
For some reason my brain wants to use “smegmazord” around them.
An old standby. I've recently been going back to jackass a lot as well.
Asshat is nice too, for variety
This is why I find this panel from the very beginning of @manruss.bsky.social 's Rumpus Room so unstoppably funny. It works in spite of, or perhaps because of, the fact that this guy is an asshole.
Aging low-wattage bulb drifting towards senescence
That dipshit is flying the dipshit national flag in his front yard.
Can you use it in a sentence?
Look at that fucking dipshit over there with that dipshit haircut.
Where were you on that one, dipshit?
A term I use so much, my wife asks "which one is that again?", so now I gotta add adjectives. "obnoxious bar dipshit" or "guy down the road dipshit"
I'm a big fan of "rat bastard." Calling someone a rat is bad enough, much like "snake" and other synonyms for betrayer/backstabber, but adding "bastard" also implies that the rats who ratfucked you into existence were not even bound within the ties of holy matrimony when you were conceived.
Yup. I use it all the time too.
