Brosephine Wires

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I’m too much with myself, I wanna be someone else. Displaced Houstonian in the GNV.

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a dead giveaway that project 2025 was written specifically for—and with input from—trump:

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Save money on a gym membership and just stir natural peanut butter instead.

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why don’t they teleport the babies out of the moms in star trek

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do you think dave and buster have explored each others’ bodies?

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im a white american. i puke in my salad bowls and dont wash my feet and if i dont have access to a clothes dryer ill kill myself

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sorry for making you think twice

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I love what this website does sometimes

What I look like scrolling social media

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BTS army is here we're a real socials now ^.^

Seriously, this show is too good. This is the most epic father-daughter sex talk ever committed to the small screen.

Did everyone else watch Ramy on Hulu, but y’all just kept it a secret from me? I feel like I should have been aware, not learned about it from search

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We told my family to get bail gift certificates for my son’s birthday.

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Die, hate, exfoliate

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LIVE. LAUGH. LAUNCH THE CYBORG BEARS.

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a critical mass but it's just a buncha blow-hards in the replies

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Come at me hermanos

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Pro tip: believe Rx warning labels

Did everyone else watch Ramy on Hulu, but y’all just kept it a secret from me? I feel like I should have been aware, not learned about it from search

Surrogate is a weird term to use in relation to politics. “Don’t worry, sir, I’m going to give birth to your campaign on Meet the Press”

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What do I bring to your post-apocalyptic society? No, I'm not a doctor or a hunter. But I am very good at district placement

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It's not you baby it's my endocrine disorder

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I wonder if I could chew my way out of an enclosure

No worries, everyone. Trump would never actually imprison his enemies or have them killed, says boy genius Marco Rubio, the evidence being how well-behaved he was during his first administration www.thedailybeast.com/rubio-says-t...

Marco Rubio Says Trump Won’t Go After Political Enemies—Despite Trump Saying He Willwww.thedailybeast.com “He was president for four years,” Sen. Marco Rubio told CNN. “He didn’t go after Hillary Clinton, he didn’t go after Joe Biden, he didn’t go after Barack Obama...”

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this morning i checked twitter. nick fuentes (groypers et al) are feuding with jordan peterson & his daughter and — lol. lmao. rofl.

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Me, in the confessional: bless me, daddy, for I have sinned Priest: god forgives you, kitten

What’s even wilder is that I had this 2016 tweet to send her in response

So… this guy went to my church when I was growing up. My sister had a small crush on him as a kid, and she just sent me this, tripping out — because it’s INSANE www.scarymommy.com/parenting/pa...

Conservative Pastor Bans Wife From Reading Unless He Approves Bookwww.scarymommy.com A pastor is going viral for openly admitting he will not let his wife read certain books so she doesn't "outpace" him.

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This post by @onedogsopinion.bsky.social was so good, @joparkerbear.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!

when I say “the other day” it might be 1998 who even knows

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Alexa is saying a bunch of random shit in the other room. It's like we're fucking married or something.

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If they’re comfortable killing other people, they will eventually be comfortable killing you. You can learn that lesson the easy way or the hard way.

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NYT: Here’s why that’s bad for Biden.

That’s right, bitch. Tell your friends we see through the extreme Biden pile-on as Trump openly discusses tooling with election dates