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trump behaving as if he refuses to consider liquidating his real estate & treating it as off-limits as a source of cash strongly suggests it is all buried in debt and effectively worthless without going through a bankruptcy, which in all likelihood is now going to be forced on him
That “irreparable injury in the event of a successful appeal” argument also becomes a lot harder when the judgment creditor is the state of NY
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to recap: he doesn’t have cash he can’t get cash he owes over half a billion dollars he’s running for president
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I hope new york seizes his plane in the middle of an october rally in wisconsin and he walks out on the empty tarmac where they parked it freezing to death looking for it
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Just pictured him walking out to find a boot on the jet’s landing gear
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Fun fact: that’s called the Denver Boot because it was invented in Denver by a violinist in the Denver Symphony Orchestra.
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Ironic convergence of tiny violins
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better yet, they show up to seize it at one of those airport rallies where it's serving as the background so we all get to see it happen live.
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I’ve never wanted to see anything more than I want to see this
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throw the curb music over and that's 100% internet gold
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The profession of aircraft repossession is a fascinating one, no joke.
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There was a reality show about this for a while.
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Ha. Because of course there was
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Right up there with oligarch yacht repo for action and intrigue, I would think.
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A video of him walking out onto an empty tarmac with an Elton John song blaring from a nearby aide's phone
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I would have also accepted the Layla outro
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Buddy comedy where he and one of his werido henchmen need to drive back to NYC from some shithole because no one will sell them a private flight and he doesn't want to be seen on commercial
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So, an anti-"To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar". I mean it could work but I'd need to see them in drag to commit.
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I hope the repo pilots make a tiktok.
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When he is revealed to have a negative net worth and is actually a pauper, will his minions finally realize their emperor is naked?
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Nah, they'll find some rationalization that leaves him blameless. Somehow. *sigh*
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Biden and Obama had the Deep State force him into bankruptcy because they’re so scared of him. And I lost a lot of brain cells thinking that up. I gotta go lie down.
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“Dude, where’s my plane?”
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Okay, so hear me out: If they seize both his jet and Trump Tower, the State of New York has the chance to do the funniest thing re: his post 9-11 bragging.
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No! In terrible taste! No! I’m not fucking gasping for air for laughing. No!
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This would be amusing to be sure. That said, I always love pointing out that his plane is a 30+ old piece of crap. It was actually once run by a bargain Mexican airline. It's not worth much and I can't imagine NY State has much use for it. But it would be funny.
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I think that’s called “getting Comeyed.”
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Not the October Surprise we deserve, but the one we need
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"Where's Trump One?" "It's James One now, bitch!"
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On the next episode of Airplane Repos…
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Sadly the plane is probably owned by a company that has his name nowhere near it. He leases back to himself as part of a tax dodge.
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DJT OPERATIONS I LLC Street 251 LITTLE FALLS DR City WILMINGTON State DELAWARE County NEW CASTLE Zip Code 19808-1674 Country UNITED STATES
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Okay, half right. Read thru though… he’s probably leasing it for less than you should be able to get away with. www.wsj.com/articles/tax...
www.wsj.com
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Probably so. I'm just hoping he gets to tangle with Elmo's favorite Delaware judge at some point.
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the life of a repo man is intense
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Especially when your target is still paying their private security bills
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I wonder if some legit billionaire will swoop in at the last moment and offer to buy trump enterprises for over market value?
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Wisconsin is nice in October
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His plane is worth next to nothing. It is 30+ years old with obsolete engines.
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Except with SS protection both as former and as presumptive nominee, you'd have to go through them...