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This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.
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the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.
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Finally got something to submit to LaLa's House Music section. There's a bluebottle caught in a blind fixing that tonight Matthew is going to be The Comet is Coming playing Summon the Fire.
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Door fetish, no. 159 I failed to get a cool door so here's a weird one.
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Had to do a bit of writing today involving death and haikus, so I did one too: Don't be sad for me For I get today off work And all days to come
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🎵Oh oh here he comes Watch out bees he'll sweep you up Oh oh here he comes He's a beesweeper 🎵
Sweeping up the bees 🐝🧹
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You might think that this is a water butt cover and the top of a pizza box...
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Let's make a pill case rainbow coloured so it's easy to see which day comes next
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Completely mind melted by how amazing this embroidery by peacocksandpinecones.co.uk is. Zoom in on the detail
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Wanted to draw a birthday card for retro obsessed friend with 5 FIV rescue cats. I thought I liked the first one but the pattern was too scrappy. The second was doodled during a therapy session which is why the cats maybe look so intimidating. Chuffed with the final one.
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I'm sorry that more copies are coming soon too.
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THIS IS THE NEWS WE DESERVE
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It's been a long time I've been anywhere eith work that wasn't on the M1 corridor. Hamburg seems worth the wait.
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Retailers at Mother's Day: Your mother is a perfect angel who nurtured you all your life and deserves the absolute best. Retailers at Father's Day: Remember that flatulent alcoholic who knocked up your mom? Maybe he likes fishing?
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It's #freebiscuitday for the 1st time in a year. I started anti depressants since the last FBD and the donor carer said about 90% of people that come and the colleagues that work here are on something similar. I guess that little bit of altruism appeals to the gloomy.
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Never thought I'd see the northern lights. But especially not while stood in the middle of the cricket pitch while wearing my dressing gown.
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Excellent work, The Sky, just beautiful
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My friend LOVES Batman (well, several of them) & has this 30" figure in his office. I had his husband steal it for me so that I could give it a makeover as a bday gift. The poor kid in me really loves taking something basic & making it look like an expensive collectible 😂 youtu.be/Z7xrDGEa3Q8?...
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drugs, mortadella, and rock and roll: this is the most Italian possible graffiti