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Mac With That Brainrot Take

@failmonger.bsky.social

I'm Macario Reyes. Fil-Am Comics & Manga Writer. Living Ball of Anxiety. Geriatric Millennial. Purveyor of Cringe.

Hi.

Check out my work @ https://macreyes.com
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Every day, Mayor Adams finds a new way to be an even bigger asshole than he was the day before.
Mayor Eric Adams, asked by a reporter about the lack of air conditioning at migrant shelters during a heat wave, says, "Every day New Yorkers don't have air conditioners. We make do." He recommends paper fans and says his mom told him to put his head in the refrigerator. —Emma G. Fitzsimmons, NYT
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I’m guessing that the Venn diagram between people who call Twitter, “X” outside of work posts, and the people who went “today we are all Maga” since Saturday is pretty close to a perfect circle.
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore dot gif
I think I'm gonna need a bigger hashtag.
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Has anyone figured out who the "good guy with a gun" was yesterday?
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Anyway, can we talk about gun control now?
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This is my entire writing process, and I am so very sorry that it will never change.
i’ve got this thing i like to do where i form a complete thought in my head but only say maybe half of it aloud, leaving the rest a mystery to u it’s not on purpose. it will happen again
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So how long before the Supreme Court finds itself immune to criminal charges?
Two Democratic U.S. senators announced Tuesday that they are seeking a criminal investigation of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas over gifts of travel, a loan for a recreational vehicle and other benefits he received from wealthy benefactors.
Democratic lawmakers seek criminal investigation of Justice Thomaswapo.st Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse and Ron Wyden want a special counsel to investigate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas for possible tax and ethics violations.
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I see the NYTimes decided to celebrate July 4th by encouraging the fall of democracy.
Here it is, the dumbest thing you will read today www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/o...
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So who are you all voting for king this November?
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So, hypothetically, if Biden were to order a drone strike on some alt-right doofuses, that's cool now? Asking for a nation.
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Do they want Nixon's head in a jar becoming president? Because this is how you get Nixon's head in a jar becoming president...
YES THAT WORKED SO WELL AND DID NOT AT ALL THROW THE PARTY INTO A DIVISIVE NOMINATION CONTEST AND LOST ELECTION THAT WOULD HAUNT IT FOR THE NEXT HALF CENTURY
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I am convinced that this entire timeline is just a covid fever dream now
help
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Things are going great in my country. Why do you ask?
trump: although jan 6 was nancy pelosi's fault, also all of them were innocent, and how dare you prosecute them
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Glancing at my timeline, I feel very justified in my choice of avoiding the debate and watching a vtuber play Luigi's Mansion instead.
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Will he be debating with his brain worms?
Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will hold an alternate debate Thursday night after failing to qualify for CNN’s. Kennedy will answer the same questions as President Biden and former president Donald Trump in real time.
Live updates: Trump, Biden arrive in Atlanta in first 2024 presidential debatewww.washingtonpost.com Donald Trump and President Biden are set to take the debate stage at 9 p.m. Thursday for the first time in 2024.
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This was LITERALLY an episode from The Outer Limits...
oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...
Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!
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Me, receiving any kind of praise in a group
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It's 90 degrees tonight and I just lost power. Cool. Cool cool cool.
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This is definitely going to happen to someone's neuralink implant, and I'm not sure if it'll be funny or tragic. Probably both.
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Why do all the shows I watch end up attacking me?
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Put “Your therapy bots aren't licensed psychologists, your Al girlfriends are neither girls nor friends, your griefbots have no soul, and your Al copilots are not gods.” on a fucking t-shirt and sell it to me bc I will buy ten holy shit
The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
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I don't think we, as a society, really take the time to appreciate that Mary Shelley didn't just write a diss track to roast someone, she created an entire subgenre of literature to do it.
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The reason so many creators fail to make a living off their stories often isn't an issue of skill, or luck, or desire; it's capitalism.
ok i have another quote tweet prompt. what's something, big or small, related to your job or hobby, that most people don't know that you would like to have them know? it can be a concept, a piece of history, some vocabulary, or something else.
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Which techbro wrote this? Stop trying to make AI happen...
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Happy Fathers Day to all the great dads out there.
Happy Fathers Day to all the great dads out there.