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Klern Shibdall

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Blue Sky's original green bay packers account
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thinking about becoming an american tourist in europe who loses a few pounds walking around for half a month instead of driving everywhere and subsequently blames soy in american food or whatever
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Elon nonchalantly trying to steal I was murdered valor and it turns out the would-be assailants were never even in the same ZIP code he was
Also, barf.
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when the secret service tackled donald trump it squished some of the pee out of his diaper and onto his pants
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can't stop thinking about them
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Probably dooked in his diaper when the secret service tackled him.
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@jeremyhachat.bsky.social sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you’re….insane???
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there are two things you must understand about sonic the hedgehog fandom 1) there are video games fans and comics fans, and these two groups hate each other 2) anyone can get pregnant
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[Me after going back in time and showing this on my phone to a bunch of soldiers at Normandy]: This is what you’re fighting for, boys
I quit
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Some people may like every Google search being five sponsored results and a suggestion to eat paste.
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15 posts and not one shred of actual insight or information. Amazing.
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Ya wanna know how I got this char???
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The Claim: Trump has a plan for deporting people Rating: False! Stephen Miller handed Trump a plan for deporting people and Trump replied “very cool, I will love doing this”, this claim receives 10 silly lil’ Pinocchio Fibberoonies!
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Among these, I always get stuck on the Senate filibuster. It did not exist in any form while the Framers were alive. The current form, in which a Senator can stop a bill permanently without doing anything, did not exist until the 1970s. But it's treated as sacrosanct.
so many things about the US government that are now treated as Inviolable Precedent are based on things like "this is a number I just pulled out of my ass" and have been modified repeatedly over time until one day people decided changing the number was too hard it doesn't have to stay that way!
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Saying dog rates like socrates
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Nate Silver is going to say 75 things have an 80% chance of happening he’s just making it up
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Nate Silver is going to say 75 things have an 80% chance of happening he’s just making it up
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There was also a Dilberitos promotional Flash game at the time, where the goal was to get Dilbert to eat healthy foods (like the eponymous burritos), so that he could outlive his enemies.
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marriage is consistently asking where the remote control is until one of you dies first
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the thing you really can't over-emphasize about reactionary centrists is how *dumb* they are www.persuasion.community/p/a-guide-fo...
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My dog turned 10 today and I'm making her day
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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.
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Just remembered Jeff Brain of CloutHub
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Jeff Brain of Clouthub
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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence
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3 of final 4 teams in the euro cup are monarchies. No choice but to back the blue. #backlesbleues