Holly Anderson 🍇: I really just logged back in to say that one of my besties lives near a subway station where the cop robot shows up, and apparently it now has 5 (FIVE) human cops guarding it

I really just logged back in to say that one of my besties lives near a subway station where the cop robot shows up, and apparently it now has 5 (FIVE) human cops guarding it

And all I can think about is, have we considered attaching a slide to it?

A little ladder too

Paint it purple and have it dispense hamburgers

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This is why unions are so important. For every one of us you replacewith a robot, you gotta hire 5 of us to supervise it. It's in the contract!

Looks a bit like a Dalek trying to turn its back on the family business and bulked up on donuts.

Was my first thought, too.

Have they considered a voice feature that randomly announces "exterminate!"

Somebody needs to sneak up and glue a plunger on that robot.

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push it in front of the train

Now now, that would cause delays for innocent commuters. Just push it down some stairs. A loooooong flight of stairs.

You can’t actually get to any train from where that is without going down stairs.

so push it down the stairs?

I mean, it’s kind of useless all by itself patrolling its narrow corridor of level floor.

But sure, if you like

Are there openings someone could pour stuff in (salted sugar water really fucks up electronics)?

And the robot one too

Next time on Arrested Development...

Robocop vastly overestimated our technological improvements huh

Probably handles stairs just as good as ED-209

I hope it makes the same sound in that situation

We’re living in the timeline where Dick Jones won.

damn that’s a lot of overtime

This is the dumbest shit istg

I bet that thing plays candy crush at a way higher efficiency than the average subway cop.

But can it tell which squares contain a traffic light?

Yes, but as an AI driver, it will run all the red lights.

Damn they really did a good job simulating cop behavior.

Only the best for our beloved first responders

ACAB includes Great Value R2-D2.

They’re actually all just there to distract from the second, undercover cop bot, also in the picture.

I need the “what’s up fellow kids” meme but with one of those terrifying grocery store robots

Is that the one cleverly disguised as a garbage can?

Is that a dalek?

commuting dalek

“As you can see, the boys like to put their banana stickers all over it.”

It's still striking to me how much the Simpsons said ACAB so hard and so early. Like culturally, we always knew cops were bad and you just needed it to be a cartoon to be detached enough to say it.

Maybe it's got an IRL Persuadatron, once you "persuade" enough civilians you can add cops to your horde.

Is this a syndicate reference?!

Get in the car, we're gonna go raid some corps!

Man, there’s an IP that needs resurrected.

Just found out there was an attempt. With Rosario Dawson and Brian Cox on voice acting! www.giantbomb.com/syndicate/30...

Syndicate (Game) - Giant Bombwww.giantbomb.com Syndicate is a reinvention of the 1993 game by Bullfrog. Developed at Starbreeze Studios, the game puts players in the shoes of Miles Kilo, one of the cybernetically-enhanced Agents who wages war agai...

One of my absolute favourite FPS games on X360 and a great example of ludo-narrative congruous design. Seriously underrated and the GFX still hold up to this day IMHO thanks to the art style and animations, so well worth checking out if you like sci-fi dystopian cyberpunk type fare.

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